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Trump is getting his physical today. I suspect the affair will look something like this.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Mike Johnson isn’t a man of faith—he’s a smug parasite in scripture’s clothing, feeding you lies with a Sunday-school smile. The GOP isn’t lost—they’re predators. They hijack your beliefs, your fears, your patriotism—not to save you, but to control you. You’re not a priority. You’re prey.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING NEWS: during his annual colonoscopy, president Donald Trump was found to have numerous congressmen lodged at various depths along the entire length of his large intestine. The sad news is that all of them are malignant. Stay tuned for the prognosis.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments