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It's my birthday*, and if you wanna get me a gift, get yourself one instead! Me and 3 other authors of funny, snarky sci-fi put together this Itch bundle that gives you 4 books at a great price. You'd be stupid NOT to buy it. itch.io/b/3033/space-jokes-coast-to-coast #booksky #writesky

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It's my birthday*, and if you wanna get me a gift, get yourself one instead! Me and 3 other authors of funny, snarky sci-fi put together this Itch bundle that gives you 4 books at a great price. You'd be stupid NOT to buy it. itch.io/b/3033/space-jokes-coast-to-coast #booksky #writesky

submitted 21 hours ago • 4 comments

I'm ranking Andrew Cuomo.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

If WWIII starts on my birthday tomorrow, I'm going to be very upset.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

A superhero called the Ice Cream Man. His alter ego? Mild-mannered Milkman Benjamin Anjerries.

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"No Kings"✅ "Yasss Queen" also ✅

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The latest chapter of my Patreon serial BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK FOREVER is out for my lovely paid subscribers. But all free subscribers get access to all previous chapters right now! So today's a good day to start reading! As for what I'm doing today? Don't worry about it.

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"Actually, it's DOCTOR Frankenstein's Monster." - Frankenstein's Monster after getting a PhD

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"Actually, it's DOCTOR Frankenstein's Monster." - Frankenstein's Monster after getting a PhD

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

I certainly hope we're really getting to the point in the Simpsons episode where after Homer gets elected sanitation commissioner, the town finds out about how he screwed them over and re-elect Steve Martin (or try to).

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Thai Basil Fried Rice with Chicken at every Thai place, every time, no exceptions

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It's worth noting that the y-axis on this graph is skewed. From 1994 to 2014, each data point is per every 4 years. From then on it's reduced to every 2 years, most probably because otherwise the jump from 2014 to 2018 would be UNBELIEVABLE.

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Form Rejection Email With The Vampire

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And he didn't. ...or did he?

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

YOU: Get 4 amazing comedic sci-fi books! WE: Inch ever closer to our realistic earnings goal of $999,999.99!

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

Heat Beat Neat Meat Seat Peat ...Sweat?

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