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Like “F1: The Movie,” all movies should have the subtitle “The Movie.” It’s just honest

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In the spring of 2008, I feared America was on the verge of war with Iran — and, believing that it’s good style to get to know people before you bomb them, I made “Rick Steves’ Iran,” a one-hour special that could (and would) only debut on PBS. Sadly, this special has become pertinent again today.

Thank you to my son and his day care for this terrifying Father’s Day gift.

This is Triple H and his wife Stephane McMahon telling trans and autistic children they'd prefer they were dead than attending a WWE show 🤼

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Everybody welcome @nba.com and @wnba.com to the neighborhood!

This kid is 15, and so has a moral clarity and uprightness that no adult elected official would or could ever have. There aren't really and never have been two sides of this issue, but if it has to be argued as a binary thing I don't see how anything less than this could seem like the side to be on.

@gametradegregg.bsky.social Hi Gregg! Do you have a general ball park value for a trade in Xbox Series X - og 1TB with disc drive? Thank you!

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

It's cool, and feels amazing, to realize that we're going to have a recession because the president thinks that kids have too many dolls now. It's obviously very stupid, but feeling like you should/do have the right to discipline other people's kids is also a core conservative value.

The rest of the world is tragically unprepared for Rich Cincinnati Suburb Guy behaviors. They lack the antibodies for it.

Broke: J'RPG Woke: Final Frenchasy Bespoke: Je suis-koden

by popular demand, I've unlocked this paid subscriber post so it's free for everyone ~ "Marathon" isn't a good metaphor, because marathons are a slog to be endured, and also, marathons end, whereas this is... interminable. But what if, hear me out,... www.shesabeast.co/its-not-a-ma...

Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool

Old North Church in Boston last night on the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere's ride.

New season of Black Mirror is out, so it's time to share the tweet:

potential message: the GOP just raised taxes by $6 trillion potential message: the GOP is kidnapping and trafficking people for things they MIGHT say dem message: the GOP might be insider trading—a thing you associate nancy pelosi with—and we're sending them a nice letter asking them for evidence

me in 2012 / me in 2025

Attention guys who think we peaked with our first 2 EPs - TODAY IS YOUR DAY TO SHINE! @theflenser.bsky.social is now taking preorders for the vinyl rerelease of This Dungeon Earth/Remove Your Skin Please as well as some throwback merch from the early days of the band. Head to nowflensing.com

How about you Switch 2 studying the Holy Bible

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anyway calling these "war plans" when they were actually plans to blow up an apartment building full of civilians because the girlfriend of a guy we don't like lived there sounds more like "terrorism plans" or perhaps even more accurately "terrorism factory creation plans"

With all the concern about what messaging app was used by our leaders, I'd love it if we also considered that we dropped bombs on a civilian apartment building and killed 53 people. Some number of whom were children. If another country did this to the United States, we'd call it a war crime.

“America is deeply unprofitable” it’s a country not a B2B startup you fucking dweeb

I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.

The Supreme Court majority is in two-a-days, doing risky Winstrol cycles and grinding tape for hours as they gear up for the greatest challenge of their careers as jurists, the one they've been training for all their lives—ruling that the constitution actually holds that the president is a king.

as a child I would not have flinched had the coyote torn a river of wet innards from the center of that loathsome roadrunner as the price for his hubris

Looking for a private service that can help me get this camel through the eye of a needle. I’ll pay anything