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goatnapper.bsky.social
A goblin that specializes in goat theft.
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in these dire times i present to you HE'S GOING OVER THAT CLIFF in full hd

submitted 30 days ago • 117 comments

THIS IS THE WORST PLACE HE COULD BE

submitted 39 days ago • 14 comments

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

Switch 2 this, Switch 2 that, better Switch 2 living in another country if you want to play the Switch 2

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

“But the tariffs will encourage American manufacturing”

submitted 46 days ago • 9 comments

there is a metric ton of child slaughter happening rn and instagram is doing a better job than bluesky of keeping the public informed. do better bluesky.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

When I said I was worried about Tyranny I meant the government doing mild health insurance reform. I have no problem with them illegally snatching and disappearing people

submitted 65 days ago • 16 comments

very nice

submitted 74 days ago • 5 comments

My Peni? Rudimentary.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

I endorse amy and all of their beliefs

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

spoiler alert. dems are dog shit and they aren’t going to change. if they win it won’t be because they did anything to deserve the win. it will be an electoral fluke.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

the ground quakes under simple retorts like this

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

the viral dubai chocolate bar looks like the shit that some degenerate princeling took on an instagram model’s chest, but then they put it in chocolate.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Nugget!

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

king shit

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

will be thinking about noise misato sperm for a while

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

I think we all need to promise that when the next Luigi Mangione looks more like how you would expect someone named Luigi Mangione to look like, that we will still express abundant appreciation.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

TIL Musk and Grimes have a kid named “Techno Mechanicus”

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

sci-fi aesthetics are boring as fuck, we need a butlerian jihad now.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Do you think Putin feels stupid for being too early to the party?

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

PRIMARY EVERY DEMOCRAT

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

I don't understand how DOGE got past the Senate Parliamentarian

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

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