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Our fate is in your hands Decker.

takis are actually phylacteries. each time you eat one, you destroy the soul fragment of a powerful but diminutive lich, thus allowing it to be defeated forever. thank you

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Pope Tart

sip

flaying a head of lettuce

the word for palindrome should have been a palindrome

if i was an extraterrestrial i would abduct humans and take them to intergalactic dinner parties instead of all the bummer experiments

i’m donating all of my unused soy sauce packets to bugs in need of a waterbed

americans r obsessed with having a little camera on their house that records nothing and tracks everything they do

my interaction settings are set up that way because i was getting harassed by randos, like many others who have the same setting turned on. the idea that your profile needs to be a public forum is such a weird take. why don’t you tell me to smile more while you’re at it idk

I'm sorry but you really don't look anything like your concept art

i’m on a quest to kill the main character

spit valves for posting

the smell of pizza will be available at my funeral just fyi

balloon jazz

liberating the last slice of my birthday cake from the fridge

can of searing water

there’s a certain type of high that makes you impervious to cheese

dame matthews band

no longer accepting new thoughts

soft serve brain