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In America, you're allowed to have as many imaginary friends as you like. Even a talking snake. Favorite bumper sticker: Get Naked & Run Wild. Home is Colorado & Kauai.
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When little kids run, it looks like there’s a goofy song playing in their heads.

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A few minutes ago my grandson was on his head on the sofa, legs in the air, and I quote, “eating gummy bears upside down.” I tried it & I’m telling you, it’s FUN.

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Check this out. It’s only $30 million. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

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Sadly I did not know this for the first 55 years of my life. They do not teach you this. This is absolutely true. And we should honor all of them this Memorial Day and always 

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A husband is someone you explicitly trust to not rub your unprotected toothbrush across their ass crack.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

WTF

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College days: Bob & I would stand out front of a biker bar The Metropole on Fri/Sat nites & collect a $5 cover charge. There was no cover charge, it was just a way for us to make some money to drink beer. The owner found out a few weeks later & rather than calling the cops, he hired us as bouncers.

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Won’t they be surprised.

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“If freedom of speech is taken away, then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.” – George Washington

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Harvard University launched FREE college course online for every US Citizen. Highlighting basic U.S. Government, understanding the Constitution, and How to recognize a Dictatorship takeover. HARVARD = 1 TRUMP = 0

submitted 5 days ago • 26 comments

Indeed it will.

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