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Mom: who won? Me: journalism Mom: German lesbian? Me: JOURNALISM mom: well I knew it wasn’t that

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Ironic the people making the strongest argument for defunding the police is. . . the police. (first against the wall when the revolution comes etc)

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This whole year's got serious Pump 6 vibes

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I know my mental health is currently shot to shit because I got teary listening to Whores’ Hostage Therapy.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

NPR? Defunded?! Who will carry water for the fascists now?! Jk I know cnn is still around

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

They're all so fucking stupid, it almost outshines the evil.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Every once in a while I think man, we were so close to never having to think about that motherfucker again, and then people said nah, let’s just ruin our lives instead

submitted 25 days ago • 277 comments

if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you

submitted 27 days ago • 204 comments

Always fun finding food on the side of your face hours after eating. Second breakfast!

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submitted 46 days ago • 24 comments

Phew the vertical tabs in firefox native is just so clean looking, I love it

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Not a day to be extremely online. I shall return

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

It’s not even assassination if they weren’t elected OR you’re in different area codes

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Yo @durbin.senate.gov, no one is picking up your Senate phone and you don’t even have a voicemail. Vote no on cloture and the spending bill or I will do whatever it takes to make sure the next Senator from Illinois has basic constituent services set up during business hours.

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Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once

submitted 86 days ago • 89 comments

Every day I have to hear about some asshole

submitted 86 days ago • 205 comments

It's kind of weird how Trump getting impeached over trying to extort Ukraine disappeared from the discourse

submitted 85 days ago • 11 comments

i don't speak for anyone but myself but including a picture of elon looking like a dipshit to the thumbnail of an article makes me less likely to click on the article even if i want to know what that dipshit is up to now

submitted 92 days ago • 25 comments

figured out the secret to completing my todo list: ruthlessly cull anything unnecessary. Me: checked everything off in the list, feeling accomplished My kids: hungry and unwashed

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Wow I actually DID have this on my 2025 bingo card

submitted 144 days ago • 37 comments

Listened to the new whores album. Every song rocks; can’t believe I forgot about these animals

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

Thank goodness, it's 8:30 PM and I can go to bed without looking weird

submitted 156 days ago • 1 comment

Lots of good solutions here. But what if, hear me out, we wanted to take the Christ out of Christmas?

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

Boy the news huh?! Am I right or am I right! Sure is a lot going on in the news. If you want to know one thing about me it’s that I obviously pay attention to news and news related items

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

Wife, to then 8 year old son: if you keep telling a joke over and over it stops being funny Me: until you do it enough times it becomes hilarious Wife: 😒 This is my single greatest parenting regret

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not following you back because you’re a porn bot. Hopefully.

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

Oh Jesus I was looking for my grades and realized I wasn’t enrolled anywhere this year Fs in the chat

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

Fell down the stairs tonight while telling my children about the motorcycle I’m getting myself for Christmas

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

Take a moment to appreciate that Time had to fact check the man they named Man of the Year.

submitted 163 days ago • 228 comments

Man. If I could drink normally I’d do it all day every day!

submitted 163 days ago • 1 comment