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antifa warlord arbitration consultant. drummer in tragic lovers. writes WORK IS FOUR LETTERS, DOGE IS FOUR LETTERS, bad jokes and production for NORMAL MEN. https://golikehellmachine.com https://normalmenpodcast.com https://tragiclovers.bandcamp.com
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rose parade day, back on the best side where it belongs

submitted 23 minutes ago • 2 comments

If you want to find this cheese in Portland, I’d try Cowbell and Caseus Diem first. It’s probably at NS and WF, too, but independent cheesemongers are my first choice.

submitted 1 hour ago • 2 comments

one thing i absolutely do not understand is why the primary editorial position of the new york times is sneering contempt for customers of the new york times

submitted 19 hours ago • 40 comments

may as well have put a fuckin’ spotlight on me

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

super excited for RATA NEGRA’s new record based on this single, some almost joey santiago-like guitar on this one, particularly toward the end

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

tbh i am not sure there’s another musician currently working in *any* genre that’s as good at writing about miserable fuckups as kindlon

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

sort of slept on this when it came out, but now that i have had time to listen to it — i think HYGIENE was a little more interesting, musically, than this record, but kindlon’s lyrics are better and funnier than anything else they’ve done

submitted 18 hours ago • 5 comments

long hot summer hasn’t even started yet

submitted 19 hours ago • 6 comments

suspect it’ll be about as effective as everything else this idiot backbencher attempts

submitted 20 hours ago • 14 comments

fortunately robots aren’t part of their future strategy

submitted 21 hours ago • 6 comments

i had considered the original point (AI bots are going to be real bad for people who are ill and unaware of it) but hadn’t considered this one

submitted 22 hours ago • 6 comments

somehow, no one in the quotes has gotten to necksticles despite ample commentary about them

submitted 22 hours ago • 15 comments

My partner, returning to the workforce after raising three kids to adulthood, is going through new hire orientation and blurts out “they want me to use JIRA. Do you know what that is?” My gods, people. Let her enjoy a little new job glow before hitting her with that kind of fresh darkness.

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

given the current state of the DOJ, i have some skepticism about their ability to make these charges stick with a jury (grand juries are much easier to goad)

submitted 22 hours ago • 17 comments

these people keep forgetting that part of the reason LEOs are typically uniformed is because if you see some masked goon in street clothes ziptying your neighbor and shoving them in a van, you are within your rights to intervene

submitted 23 hours ago • 12 comments

half the job growth coming from health care is not encouraging when you look at what republicans plan to do to health care in the budget

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

OH MY GOD

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

there are eight house republicans from the state of california and every one of them must be made to answer for this next year

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

oh wow, this looks great!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

needs to be said over and over again that this is the explicit strategy of the trump administration: they have set unrealistic deportation quotas and to meet them they’re redirecting resources away from human trafficking and drug operations and towards spawn camping at immigration hearings

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

man, there is a big, huge difference between rolling out of bed and starting work at 6:30 (a thing i have done for years) and rolling out of bed and showering and packing a lunch and being on a bus by 6:45

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

we were a little behind schedule this week (well, i was a little behind schedule this week), but we have an all-new NORMAL MEN, in which we spend lots of time making fun of elon musk, talking tariffs, and jawboning about trump’s war on the legal system, check it out!

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

this was rhetorical, not literal, but a bunch of you totally came though on dropping some of the worst remixes of all time into my mentions

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments