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so it’s grand theft auto

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you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore

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holy shit the switch 2 lines are long lol

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Ryan is exactly right

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i am 30 years old today

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

i love the tiny glasses so much

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

how would you spell out the sound of your friend anxiously exploding? splsht? blshk?

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it happened to me: got hit by a popcorn bucket at a late night screening of the minecraft movie

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not a fan of how many pictures there are of me on my company's website

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donkey konga romhack that replaces the all the small things cover with this youtu.be/Ksj_GfzE6Mg

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some good movies got released last year, they should’ve nominated those boxd.it/sYtok

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment

1. nickel boys 2. conclave 3. dune part two (they stop being good) 4. the brutalist 5. i’m still here (they get worse) 6. anora 7. a complete unknown (even worse) 8. the substance 9. wicked 10. emilia pérez

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

there are four kinds of video games you’re allowed to make now. one of them is remastering days gone

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mom popped off for the mayonnaise orgasm commercial

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Here are 50 Bowsers all in different pixel art styles! #BowserPosting

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felt pretty miserable after my physical last week but just got test results back and my blood work looks good! ya-hoo

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action game fans are so funny. “they messed up the enemy placements!!!” why don’t you Place yourself in a job interview

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i did it, one movie for every day of the year

submitted 168 days ago • 1 comment

new wallace and gromit movie is startlingly similar to the last mission impossible with the big difference being it doesn’t suck shit

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kohler is the most evil place in the world

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the bastards at backloggd removed my review of slitterhead because they didn't like that all i said was "slitterhead" i will NOT be silenced

submitted 179 days ago • 1 comment

"hey man how's it going" oh great i decided to watch a dozen hanna-barbera christmas specials in the span of a week and it's like i'm getting kicked in the head by a horse

submitted 179 days ago • 2 comments

wait the new jaumet collet-serra movie is written by the ratchet & clank guy??? the fuck

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Peruvian giant corn grown in Sheboygan county Wisconsin. Please repost

submitted 205 days ago • 15 comments

sheboygan pride

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this is good. isn’t it?

submitted 210 days ago • 8 comments

it'd almost be nice if slitterhead was bad because then i could call it shitterhead but alas it's cool as hell

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die

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slitterhead

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People are still treating the TGAs as a credible award ceremony and not as the Geoff! Show.

submitted 218 days ago • 14 comments