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you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore

holy shit the switch 2 lines are long lol

Ryan is exactly right

i am 30 years old today

i love the tiny glasses so much

how would you spell out the sound of your friend anxiously exploding? splsht? blshk?

it happened to me: got hit by a popcorn bucket at a late night screening of the minecraft movie

not a fan of how many pictures there are of me on my company's website

donkey konga romhack that replaces the all the small things cover with this youtu.be/Ksj_GfzE6Mg

some good movies got released last year, they should’ve nominated those boxd.it/sYtok

1. nickel boys 2. conclave 3. dune part two (they stop being good) 4. the brutalist 5. i’m still here (they get worse) 6. anora 7. a complete unknown (even worse) 8. the substance 9. wicked 10. emilia pérez

there are four kinds of video games you’re allowed to make now. one of them is remastering days gone

mom popped off for the mayonnaise orgasm commercial

Here are 50 Bowsers all in different pixel art styles! #BowserPosting

felt pretty miserable after my physical last week but just got test results back and my blood work looks good! ya-hoo

action game fans are so funny. “they messed up the enemy placements!!!” why don’t you Place yourself in a job interview

i did it, one movie for every day of the year

new wallace and gromit movie is startlingly similar to the last mission impossible with the big difference being it doesn’t suck shit

kohler is the most evil place in the world

the bastards at backloggd removed my review of slitterhead because they didn't like that all i said was "slitterhead" i will NOT be silenced

"hey man how's it going" oh great i decided to watch a dozen hanna-barbera christmas specials in the span of a week and it's like i'm getting kicked in the head by a horse

wait the new jaumet collet-serra movie is written by the ratchet & clank guy??? the fuck

Peruvian giant corn grown in Sheboygan county Wisconsin. Please repost

sheboygan pride

this is good. isn’t it?

it'd almost be nice if slitterhead was bad because then i could call it shitterhead but alas it's cool as hell

die

slitterhead

People are still treating the TGAs as a credible award ceremony and not as the Geoff! Show.

perhaps i’m miming a finger gun to my head a little too much these days