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goolaini.bsky.social
I like my starbucks dumb, my steaks sloppy, and my comedy absurd. I cheer at movie explosions. AuDHD - queer - 40 sugar daddy to Lilith and Bea (senior kittens)
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Reading texts from one: "what a little freak 😂🥰" Reading texts from another: "what a freak 🥵🥵🥵"

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Texting 3 boys at once

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Sinners (2025)

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Sorry for being weird. But I'm going to feel weird whether I'm being myself or trying to fit in, so I might as well enjoy myself

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Tell me your kinks and I'll tell you your trauma

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A GOOD hot dog bun that doesn't split in two when you open it

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Trying to get in the sleeping bag you're on top of is much more challenging than it sound

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First cybertruck spotted in the wild!

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How come when I ask dudes "what are some of your favourite movies?" they either say: - LotR - Star Wars - or they give an elaborate answer of major genres they like with no specific film names

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dipshits in 2019: you people are NPCs, you don't even think for yourselves dipshits in 2025: I have outsourced my thinking to Clippy

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It's Friday

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Right now it feels like I have 2 boyfriends and another 2 potentials. Maybe this will happen?!

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The fact that it’s crude is the point, say skeet you cowards.

submitted 181 days ago • 13 comments

How do I take a 2 month sabbatical but still afford to live.

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🤔 the lesbian emoji

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I Know What You Did Last Supper

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being betrayed by your family members.

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Fresh ink. Wondering if this might be my most divisive tattoo yet?

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Me

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One cat licks my armpit. The other one pisses on me. I didn't know these girls were so kinky.

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Dopamine Dating

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Hey world, remember when you thought this was awesome? (Which, by the way, it was). Yeah well she's been suspended for a week now because of it; it's coloniser rules and forms of expression allowed only, indigenous people must only be angry in white ways. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

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I LOVE WEIRDOS

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Imagine if I had 5 boyfriends?

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This lady getting aroused by Einstien in Ep4 of The Rehearsal is just *killing* me

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