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well it's Jared. Urban planner. Bills-Lions Super Bowl believer. John Wick enjoyer.
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LA is YouTube New York is TikTok DC is LinkedIn Chicago is Bluesky Miami is Instagram Phoenix is Facebook San Francisco is NextDoor Salt Lake City is Pornhub Berlin's Führerbunker in 1945 is Twitter

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spent my afternoon making a short little web game for New Yorkers called "Don't Rank Cuomo"... it has 10 levels. it's very realistic and challenging. can YOU don't rank Cuomo? play in browser (free): radiatoryang.itch.io/cuomo

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His body will lie in state at the Memphis airport for three days, then be delivered to its final resting place via Columbia, MO; Trenton, NJ; Springfield, MA; Charleston, SC; Bakersfield, CA; Trenton again for some reason; and will then register as "out for delivery" indefinitely.

submitted 1 day ago • 57 comments

Just stay alive

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Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky

submitted 23 hours ago • 104 comments

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

submitted 530 days ago • 27 comments

This sounds so fucking choice.

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It's astounding how aura-less the Thunder are.

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honest review on my first ever read of the great gatsby: this is whats gonna happen to mr beast in like 10 years

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everyone self sensors at work about something or other. it's part of why it's 'work' and not 'hanging with your pals'

submitted 2 days ago • 84 comments

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

submitted 3 days ago • 430 comments

The pope posted this this morning and I’m thinking a lot about it

submitted 3 days ago • 305 comments

this is appropriately blistering nymag.com/intelligence...

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

Happy 50th anniversary to the movie Jaws. This is probably the greatest line in cinema history:

submitted 4 days ago • 128 comments

i forgot i made this im crying

submitted 5 days ago • 100 comments

trans rights btw this isn't up for debate

submitted 5 days ago • 23 comments

Now I lay me down to sleep And pray the Lord my... JNCO jeans?? And if I die before I wake I pray the Lord... my big ass pants

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In the spring of 2008, I feared America was on the verge of war with Iran — and, believing that it’s good style to get to know people before you bomb them, I made “Rick Steves’ Iran,” a one-hour special that could (and would) only debut on PBS. Sadly, this special has become pertinent again today.

submitted 6 days ago • 206 comments

manager: you make that allergy warning sign for the counter? employee: sure did boss, real fuckin ominous just like you asked manager: what

submitted 6 days ago • 63 comments

As someone who would heat up a bucket of popcorn and watch Tucker Carlson be mauled by two-dozen rabid wolverines with great delight, it pains me beyond words to do this but...

submitted 6 days ago • 53 comments

not all heroes wear capes

submitted 6 days ago • 22 comments

Unfortunately timed Indycar promo reel to commercial:

submitted 8 days ago • 14 comments

My Dad taught me that being a dad is all about instilling as many baseball facts into your kid as possible so one day they can occasionally impress their friends at bar trivia.

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This applies to all sports but - and I am not joking - it is absolutely something best understood by a baseball man.

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Too many people have taken and run with this as "ha ha white sox fans knows about that" but I think we can discard the cynicism and talk about how this is all extremely good social guidance. And there was this part too!

submitted 8 days ago • 8 comments

PSA for everyone going to protests

submitted 10 days ago • 21 comments

Another good reminder from today is that to win this we all need to get used to cooperating with people we sometimes find highly annoying

submitted 9 days ago • 63 comments

The Accusers of Theft, Adultery, Murder (War), by William Blake, 1794-96, 📸 by @dustoffdeano

submitted 9 days ago • 10 comments

Aw shit I ended up at a Know Kings event, a trivia based affair testing people's knowledge of various monarchs throughout history.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

toddler is insisting with great conviction that he wants his protest sign to say “Hi”

submitted 10 days ago • 28 comments

Cool Dog

submitted 10 days ago • 7 comments

Randy Johnson sure did kill that bird huh. What a player. 4k strikeouts. Oldest person to ever pitch a perfect game. 6'10" mullet. But he smoked that fuckin bird, man.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

greatest to ever do it

submitted 11 days ago • 50 comments

I'm rooting for the Pacers only because the state of Oklahoma doesn't deserve happiness

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

If you ever see those Youtube videos that are titled like "Washing machine historian breaks down 10 iconic washing machine moments in film" and wonder who watches those it's me. I'm there every time.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

i regret calling donald trump one of history's greatest pedophiles. i hope he will be my friend again

submitted 12 days ago • 7 comments

If no one else got me, I know the 7 people I haven't talked to since 2018 who post happy birthday on my facebook every year got me

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Gavin Newsom went on TV, called Tom Homan a bitch, and said he if he wanted arrest him he knew where to find him. Maxine Waters told an ICE agent to his if they planned to shoot her they should at least shoot straight. I really don't know what you want from them right now.

submitted 14 days ago • 122 comments

from "Classical Studies memes for Hellenistic teens" on FB

submitted 13 days ago • 74 comments

Anti-ICE protest in DTLA 6/6/25. For @calmatters.org

submitted 14 days ago • 21 comments

The lone 3rd Amendment scholar in US academia:

submitted 14 days ago • 13 comments

Only people from Michigan would know what’s wrong with this scam text

submitted 14 days ago • 65 comments

The Marlins may be a terrible team but they have a pitcher named Janson Junk and that's a certified Baseball Name.

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Every article about the inevitability of AGI

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