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Mid: fits, wits, and bits Frog reposter 🐸 Factory expander 🚂🏭 Art? (Probably not... unless?) 🎨
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Bullfrog of the day! Wednesday, 28 May 2025

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Your day isn't ruined by experiencing a mild inconvenience? How very neurotypical of you.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Just smoked an entire sonnet and now I feel all poetic and shit

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Bullfrog of the day! Thursday, 22 May 2025

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Bullfrog bullfrog, and two other bullfrogs of the day! Wednesday, 21 May 2025

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Never pipe up with a good idea at work. If it works out, your boss takes credit for it. If it fails, it's now your fault.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

You can meet me in public by going up to the hottest person in the room and asking if they're me. If I say no or act confused, it's because I'm undercover.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

This place needs more fake stories. With how many credulous people there are on here who couldn't recognize a joke if it introduced themself first, we could get so much entertainment from someone just believing a guy figured out how to mine crypto by vibrating his asscheeks really fast

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Idk how I open up this app when I get out of bed, see 2 people arguing under a 3 week old post, check bsky again just before bed, and the same people are still arguing. Like are yall gonna fuck or what?

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

this is one of my favorite Star Wars video edits

submitted 14 days ago • 18 comments

In these dark times, it’s great to come together and find something we can all take joy in.

submitted 15 days ago • 658 comments

I'm getting way too old to have never had Chipotle guac money I don't even like Chipotle!

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

The best way to make a new friend is to pull up next to another guy at a urinal in a public bathroom and say "Pissin' hard or hardly pissin'?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I'm trying to lose weight so I'm stuffing my Twinkies into condoms before I eat them

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It's funny how Democrats whine, complain, and cry when someone arguably left of them wants to primary one of the elder dinosaur congresspeople, but when someone shows up to primary someone like AOC or Tlaib -- not a word.

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The fact that some people's vagus nerves wind through their bodies in such a way that they pass out every time they crap isn't proof of evolution. It's proof that god REALLY hates certain people and loves the idea of their heads thumping on the stall door at Chili's when they get the runs.

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Bullfrog of the day! Thursday, 15 May 2025

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Bullfrog of the day! Friday, 16 May 2025

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Diving into that pussy like scrooge McDuck

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Being a digital artist is exhausting 🤷‍♂️

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Bullfrog of the day! Wednesday, 14 May 2025

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Been watching a lot of SCP article narration videos lately and have a slight urge to make silly SCP style articles about basically everything now

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Bullfrog of the day! Tuesday, 13 May 2025

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Thinking about that time Lil B sampled a Tenchi Muyo OVA song for one of his mixtapes and just straight up played it in reverse for the entire track

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Fascinating how basic facts about how humans work are completely lost on NYT reporters. If a regular gives me a huge tip and is really nice every time they show up to my work, I'm gonna have a tough time not taking their side if someone else shows up and starts calling them an asshole.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

About to open an article about someone I don't like and believe everything in it

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Was trying to assemble a stupid IKEA shelf the other day, and the instructions were so confusing and unclear I got my dick stuck in my neighbor! There was this weird little pictogram of 2 little guys going at it, and I thought that was to put you in the IKEA mindset to make furniture, but nope!

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

If a tank points its cannon upwards, that means it's ready to mate with another tank.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments