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gothicdolphins.bsky.social
Twist it round your head & spin it like a helicopter
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New profile pic eh? Interesting example of free will 🙂 keep it up

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pls 🥲

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

What - this is such a banger! I just got clued into mouse on the keys recently, and in going through the catalog, found this gayngs type joint that is on loop

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it’s good that the internet is mostly unreadable on my phone due to ads. don’t need to see all that

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Honestly selling plasma is exactly the same type of experience as going to the DMV

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Pizzagate! at the Vatican

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Out on a walk with my (13 y o.) dog, and a lady saw him and exclaimed, "aww, his color is all melted off from all the kisses!" 🥹

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

The first rule of fight club is the friends we made along the way

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I was eight when this episode aired and I thought this was real. I was so worried that I would be declared insane and get this stamp, a mark of shame. Now I'm an adult and I know people can just Tell

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

Postcards and letters feel so impersonal now that no one's lickin stamps

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

People just say anything

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Temping at the Catholic school/retirement community today, and I don't know anything about their religion or beliefs (aside from shame) Do I say "Happy New Pope!" or what

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

Crying after learning SOPHIE has a planet named after her

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Eric Andre: [screaming, shirtless, covered in spaghetti] Cormac McCarthy: "Man is a creature who reinvents doom on a cycle - a cycle that bellows and calls from its catacombs and secret recesses" the desk bursts into flames Hannibal Buress nods solemnly

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

I think about this edit with much frequency

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

There should be more video game where you just have a little cat friend who always hangs out with you.

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

Hospitals always have a wing under construction with a maze of opaque plastic sheeting, flickering florescent lights, and exactly one mop bucket positioned to trip over for if you ever need to run from someone

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Watching Siskel and Ebert's worst rated movie of 1994

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

He's expecting

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Does Conan (still) have beef with nbc? He became a statue when Tina Fey showed up and name dropped Lorne, at least he was into the interactive dinosaur display and Santa

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I submitted my manuscript as evidence in this wild double homicide, I got a book deal and 25 to life

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Just got a hook on a job making meal kits - under the table & paid daily - 2 days a week It would cover my whole rent with a few dollars left over Now, I know that under the table means disposable, but still - at least then I can snag something while remaining wide open to any other opportunities 🙏

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

[LIVE] In a surprise executive order, the President has formally pardoned all Americans for unpaid Columbia House and BMG music club debts

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

You

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Start showing up to the local book pub every day with the same John Grisham paperback. One cider or one chapter is my limit, then I leave Stop cutting my hair or shaving, clothing grows dingy When I finish the book I place it down on the bar, pay up, say nothing, and leave i become local lore

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I know it’s fucked up but I wanted to see that rocket blow up so bad

submitted 44 days ago • 12 comments