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someday I will write a cookbook for autistic people that is a love letter to the many variations of cheese on some form of carbohydrate

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the real sign of wealth these days is not the art on your walls, but whether or not it’s hanging on a proper hook instead of a stick on one

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I literally forget who I am in a hardware shop I become someone with so much ambition so many skills

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“crampons” sound like some sort of dissolvable pain relief pessary it is straight nonsense that they are involved in mountain climbing in any way

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sometimes “interesting facts” are very very boring to actually tell people, for example I was born at the stroke of midnight and that is literally the end of that story

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the meaning of life is hanging colourful and shiny things on your wall

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Puppetry of the Penis have been performing since 1997 I was born in 1998 I can’t quite wrap my head around the fact that the entire time I have been alive there have been a crew of dudes doing cock origami for profit

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going frog on a lily pad mode

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I reckon I could lay an egg if I really focused

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got in a cab because we were rushing to get a train & now we’ve missed the train because this cab won’t drive faster than 11 kmph & the driver is playing ClassicFM Calm on the radio which is the kind of slow lullaby classical music I imagine they play while they euthanise pets

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the stand up comedy equivalent to crying in the stock room is having diarrhoea in a bathroom where people are doing cocaine

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nothing worse than lying around for an hour waiting for pain meds to kick in only to realise you forgot to take them

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shout out to the 60 SONGS that got left on my shortlist ✨ Australia makes some of the best art in the whole world, never forget this

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just saw a man standing outside an apartment building and at first I thought he was smoking a cigar, but on second glance it turns out he was eating a twix

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michael hing on grace jarvis podcast my dreams have come true @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social

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NEW PODCAST EPISODE: Getting Fingered by a Ghost Acupuncturist with Michael Hing ✨ this week on The Agonies we chat about the ongoing maladies, realising you’re going to be a parent while high on MDMA & begging a dentist to shave your teeth

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my new stand-up special recorded last year at the pavilion theatre in glasgow goes LIVE at 8pm on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=81-1...

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you guys should listen to the latest episode of The Agonies, we’re being very funny over there

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if you take a photo of two comedians together they are automatically obligated to do a split bill at a fringe festival use this power wisely

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kids keep tapping on the glass of my enclosure :(

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@gracejarvisohno.bsky.social fans rejoice! Autistic Women Oversharing will be going live in less than an hour for an EXCLUSIVE, MEMBERS-ONLY BONUS EPISODE! Patreon backers at all paid tiers get access!

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I'd go further than that: is there anything to be said for having all our groceries encased in wax?

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eating breakfast at an Australian cafe in London called “Lantana” which is crazy because I spent many hours of my childhood in Australia, out in the sun as a Scout, cutting, sawing and poisoning lantana plants because they were not native to Australia

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@gracejarvisohno.bsky.social General Meeting 1 on the podcast was great, you and Cass are so relatable and the time flew past. Would love it to become a regular thing.

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stop wrapping the babybel cheeses in plastic! have faith in the wax!

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just gave your address to some brownies and wicked sprites good luck

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they suspended a dancer for bringing a stranger into the hotel room she was sharing with another girl on the team, but they’re full grown adults employed by a million dollar company! why wouldn’t they have their own damn rooms?

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@gracejarvisohno.bsky.social "we need to be kept on track" sounds like you and Cass need a Podcast producer who sits there quietly with a stopwatch and holds up a sign that says "10 minutes left" XD Also absolutely loved the A GM with Cass

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Very exciting announcement - the brilliant and hilarious @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social will be joining us for this evening’s live recording, so you definitely don’t want to miss it! Sign up info below:

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a curse on all fishing mini games

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being eaten by a shark debate me you coward

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human beings require a full weekend after one day of work. it is the natural order of things

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They’re bringing back rash decisions with terrible consequences. Idiot tyrants thrilled

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I don’t smoke, but I always follow the smokers outside so I can beat my head against a wall for a bit

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there are little gnomes with pickaxes inside my skull they’re chipping away at my brain like it’s a hunk of pink marble

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some of you never got told you were someone’s “third best friend” in primary school and it shows

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get these damn cheerleaders in a union ASAP holy shit

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Six weeks till #edfringe? Here, have a time-ordered list of gig recommendations: noblefailure.org/ed25 With e.g. @adelecliff.bsky.social, @alibrice.bsky.social, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @iansmithcomedy.bsky.social, @lauralexx.bsky.social, @stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social, and 300+ others. Wahoo!

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Welcome to Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, My Chemical Romance

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