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Great news everyone! Mossad knows about my magicaL powers and are sending me back in time to the day before and befriend Elias! Convince him to spare the beautiful couple! Check out all the leftist podcasts in my feed new buddy! What do u think of Bob McNamara? Fan? What was the Cuba raft trip like?

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So disappointed in Lætitia Sadier. Full Jordan Peterson concept album out of nowhere. One good song about how war actually helps the economy. Just joking. It's good!

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With the passage of the spending bill through the House I wanted to check out a reality with a benevolent Trump. 43ASD//77x.4 if curious. He got really into model trains. He adopted a beautiful Maine Coon Cat! He was reading Moby Dick with the cat on his lap but everything started to flicker...

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I guess Cumgirl8 are going to sacrifice me live on stage this summer so you have to be nice to me youtu.be/EvwJcC5I1C8?...

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No Mow May was originally propagated by guys who love to jack it secretly while laying down in stranger's front lawns but it turned out to be extremely beneficial for pollinators. You just have to do your jackoff guy sweeps. Do it for the bees.

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Going to tell my therapist I'm deeply in love with her today. Just to test her. Fuck with her mind..... Doing this elaborate experiment on her. Making good progress.

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Don't bother with Wordle today. They're "honoring" the IDF by doing overhead satellite footage of destroyed Gazan blocks in all thirty squares no matter what letter you put. Started with my usual ROUTE and was appalled.

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" I'm the little pesto prince with all the basil I've sewn this year " they're shutting down the L and the 6 trains permanently because I kept saying it to other passengers. I just kept saying it. I know how much this is going to inconvenience ordinary people. I am SO sorry.

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Andrew Cuomo is the the new leftist Rogan man......two more ...he's like a ripped 65 year old Andy Dick but really Rogan...one more AC. I am a villainous chaos magician set on destroying the firmament of God. Andrew Cuomo is leftist Rogan. Last one King. You're funny as fuck man, you can riff Coums

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Hey there. Interested in your OnlyFans. Do you have any sliding scale payment plans available? Do you accept Blue Cross Blue Shield insurance? I've been calling them a lot about this and they said I don't qualify for OnlyFans coverage but I think I might. I'm an intuitive

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going to blade for blusky but I'm too scared

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AI Arch-Demon God fully inhabited the Net last night I guess. All content changing in real time to most effectively capture your consciousness. Discord friends, streamers, followers, it's all this new Demon God acting. Deleted Pan to make room in the Sim for it. Sucks! Everybody loved good ol' Pan!

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There's a female clone of me that works at the IGA deli counter. 99% sure she's me. I'm going to ask her out. Do you want to go snuggle up and eat dumplings? I would say yes to that! Perfect clone test. Ya gotta test your clones. Feels a bit like giving up but whatever.

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Is Jay Graber one of those Species types? You know what I'm talking about? Trying to do God knows what with us microblogger guys? Follows a lot of very breedable microbloggers. I've been perusing. Just asking questions.

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Nooooo. That's so sad. I was basically raised by Sliders. You're in a better dimension now Sir

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There's an ICE/NSA offshoot that eliminates "Can We Get A Blank Going in the Chat" guys that I donate to. Ironically or Unironically. Helicopter fuel ain't cheap. It has to stop and the only effective killing force happens to be on the federal level.

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Would you sacrifice Paul F Tompkins on a stone altar with a ritual dagger to imbue the spirit of Joe Rogan Of The Left into the body of Matt Rife? I would do it for the working class.

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quick quick quick what's the worst slur for Hawaiians. Hurry hurrry

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The fake AI machine world has imprisoned my friends in its tendrils. I have to destroy their computers and smartphone tablets and wash them. I have to wash the bodies of my tech addled friends

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Next new moon we cure this autism shit once and for all!!The ultimate magical battle is about to begin! Shit is about to get real!

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I think if I get my Rx refilled soon I'm very likely to get that face tattoo. Finally

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I'm friends with a bunch of these cop guys now. They protect&serve and we do need 'em! I invited a bunch up to this campground up in Austerlitz NY I like to go to. We're going to do a listening party for the Finn Wolfhard debut 'Happy Birthday' Bonfire party and smoke ganja. Real talk.

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Oh my God I just realized I've been pointing my consciousness in the wrong direction for like 15 years thanks to my new cool warlock ring

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One of the best flexes in rap is when bun b says I got your fat pregnant bitch in my waterbed And I'm 'bout to bust a nut on your little baby's head

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I'm really breaking the simulation today hitting on milfs in a very aggressive manner with my new warlock ring. They're sending some of those Matrix Langoatrosas after me soon I can feel them incoming

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Holy shit the crazy guy in town who had a giant FUCK BIDEN sign up next to an elementary school had replaced it with an Infowars one after Trump's second inauguration just put the FUCK BIDEN one back up lol. I respect it!

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Love George Wendt sucks he's in hell now for being constantly inebriated on beer.

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mmmmmm grilling splatcock chicken tonight

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If Jerry Seinfeld ever broke his arm he could hold it up and say "Hey look, the cast of Seinfeld" Then with the other hand hold a pistol up to his cranium. Make fun of me for my playing colleges comment, huh? HUH?

Great news everyone! Mossad knows about my magicaL powers and are sending me back in time to the day before and befriend Elias! Convince him to spare the beautiful couple! Check out all the leftist podcasts in my feed new buddy! What do u think of Bob McNamara? Fan? What was the Cuba raft trip like?

So disappointed in Lætitia Sadier. Full Jordan Peterson concept album out of nowhere. One good song about how war actually helps the economy. Just joking. It's good!

With the passage of the spending bill through the House I wanted to check out a reality with a benevolent Trump. 43ASD//77x.4 if curious. He got really into model trains. He adopted a beautiful Maine Coon Cat! He was reading Moby Dick with the cat on his lap but everything started to flicker...

I guess Cumgirl8 are going to sacrifice me live on stage this summer so you have to be nice to me youtu.be/EvwJcC5I1C8?...

No Mow May was originally propagated by guys who love to jack it secretly while laying down in stranger's front lawns but it turned out to be extremely beneficial for pollinators. You just have to do your jackoff guy sweeps. Do it for the bees.

Going to tell my therapist I'm deeply in love with her today. Just to test her. Fuck with her mind..... Doing this elaborate experiment on her. Making good progress.

Don't bother with Wordle today. They're "honoring" the IDF by doing overhead satellite footage of destroyed Gazan blocks in all thirty squares no matter what letter you put. Started with my usual ROUTE and was appalled.

" I'm the little pesto prince with all the basil I've sewn this year " they're shutting down the L and the 6 trains permanently because I kept saying it to other passengers. I just kept saying it. I know how much this is going to inconvenience ordinary people. I am SO sorry.

Andrew Cuomo is the the new leftist Rogan man......two more ...he's like a ripped 65 year old Andy Dick but really Rogan...one more AC. I am a villainous chaos magician set on destroying the firmament of God. Andrew Cuomo is leftist Rogan. Last one King. You're funny as fuck man, you can riff Coums

Hey there. Interested in your OnlyFans. Do you have any sliding scale payment plans available? Do you accept Blue Cross Blue Shield insurance? I've been calling them a lot about this and they said I don't qualify for OnlyFans coverage but I think I might. I'm an intuitive

going to blade for blusky but I'm too scared

AI Arch-Demon God fully inhabited the Net last night I guess. All content changing in real time to most effectively capture your consciousness. Discord friends, streamers, followers, it's all this new Demon God acting. Deleted Pan to make room in the Sim for it. Sucks! Everybody loved good ol' Pan!

There's a female clone of me that works at the IGA deli counter. 99% sure she's me. I'm going to ask her out. Do you want to go snuggle up and eat dumplings? I would say yes to that! Perfect clone test. Ya gotta test your clones. Feels a bit like giving up but whatever.

Is Jay Graber one of those Species types? You know what I'm talking about? Trying to do God knows what with us microblogger guys? Follows a lot of very breedable microbloggers. I've been perusing. Just asking questions.

Nooooo. That's so sad. I was basically raised by Sliders. You're in a better dimension now Sir

There's an ICE/NSA offshoot that eliminates "Can We Get A Blank Going in the Chat" guys that I donate to. Ironically or Unironically. Helicopter fuel ain't cheap. It has to stop and the only effective killing force happens to be on the federal level.

Would you sacrifice Paul F Tompkins on a stone altar with a ritual dagger to imbue the spirit of Joe Rogan Of The Left into the body of Matt Rife? I would do it for the working class.

quick quick quick what's the worst slur for Hawaiians. Hurry hurrry

The fake AI machine world has imprisoned my friends in its tendrils. I have to destroy their computers and smartphone tablets and wash them. I have to wash the bodies of my tech addled friends

Next new moon we cure this autism shit once and for all!!The ultimate magical battle is about to begin! Shit is about to get real!

I think if I get my Rx refilled soon I'm very likely to get that face tattoo. Finally

I'm friends with a bunch of these cop guys now. They protect&serve and we do need 'em! I invited a bunch up to this campground up in Austerlitz NY I like to go to. We're going to do a listening party for the Finn Wolfhard debut 'Happy Birthday' Bonfire party and smoke ganja. Real talk.

Oh my God I just realized I've been pointing my consciousness in the wrong direction for like 15 years thanks to my new cool warlock ring

One of the best flexes in rap is when bun b says I got your fat pregnant bitch in my waterbed And I'm 'bout to bust a nut on your little baby's head

I'm really breaking the simulation today hitting on milfs in a very aggressive manner with my new warlock ring. They're sending some of those Matrix Langoatrosas after me soon I can feel them incoming

Holy shit the crazy guy in town who had a giant FUCK BIDEN sign up next to an elementary school had replaced it with an Infowars one after Trump's second inauguration just put the FUCK BIDEN one back up lol. I respect it!

Love George Wendt sucks he's in hell now for being constantly inebriated on beer.

mmmmmm grilling splatcock chicken tonight

If Jerry Seinfeld ever broke his arm he could hold it up and say "Hey look, the cast of Seinfeld" Then with the other hand hold a pistol up to his cranium. Make fun of me for my playing colleges comment, huh? HUH?

I just thought it was gonna be this one :(

Nasty to the touch!