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So we have "Daddy" vs "ZOHRAN THE DESTROYER" and I'm supposed to pick a side here?

submitted 8 minutes ago • 1 comment

Whittaker is identifiably human in the way she speaks and her mannerisms, which is disorienting after years of watching Techbros become desiccated by pure evil

submitted 17 minutes ago • 1 comment

The late great who now

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

Just imagine all the things that could go wildly sideways if it came down to a federal manhunt for New York’s duly elected mayor

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

If I am going to have a proper Hater position in games, the entire multiplayer FPS landscape is an outmoded anti-contribution to the hobby and human creativity as a whole.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Basically everything before 1983. Like those things had to happen, foundations, that's fine. Good for them. Are you playing Asteroids in 2025? Stop it. That's rude.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Oh fffff... Fuck.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Contra "Daddy" www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxbg...

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Public grocery stores sounds like a fun little experiment, the stakes are not that high. If they were in possession of The Last Foodstuffs I would understand the temperature of the discussion but…

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

I had no prior reference for this, I am not a connoisseur of gay erotica but specifically the font on the shirt made me think “subversive Chelsea bookstore circa 1986”

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

My cat’s nemesis. It comes and just yells into our windows while the cat spirals in despair.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

One thing about dressing like a Ghost Recon avatar is you shouldn't stand around looking bored. I've seen mall security give more urgency.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

This whole PR strategy is actually the weirdest thing I've ever seen. "We *failed*? Excuse me. Look how sick these jets are. They are BLACK and SWOOPY! Look at this pilot's ass! It's like a bag of concrete."

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

LMAO “Where’s the uhhh uranium?” “You’re a bad reporter.” ???????????????????

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

I have to keep saying it out into the world: It's disorienting and creepy to pretend that we aren't being ruled by an actual, clinically crazy person. I go to the store to buy milk while a straight up, no exaggeration maniac screams nonsense into real-world action. I just have to live like this.

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

I truly love the implication that anyone at any point in all of this was disappointed with the pilots

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

Zip-tying people in wheel chairs is a window into cultural traditions that often don’t automatically appeal to our sensibilities

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It’s sort of impressive that Americans had an ideological rival for most of a whole century, watched that rival own-goal itself to death and somehow memed ourselves into being terrified exclusively of that rival’s nominal redeeming qualities lol

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Matt Walsh standing outside the M&M's store in Times Square, weeping. "We won't forget you!"

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The bald JD Vance deportation starts to raise impossible questions like "Can you maliciously comply by accident?"

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

This is something you say to bouncer who won’t let you in for last call

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment