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A 62 year old (recently) Single Sojourner planting my own Forest and Walking the Red-Road alone. Enjoying Life! NO PRIVATE DM! It will be an instant Block-User! (Bots)
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Well, ive tilled up more land. My leg is killing me and put me down again. Its pretty ground up today. But I got my work started! I love my flowers! Im going to scatter more seeds down below. I made a terrace about 200’ long, and around 6’ wide, to catch run off water a little better.

Still working with my trees. Many need attention. I still have pots filled with young trees in my dining room!

My Robins are back!

This Maple is dying. A full 1/3rd has already sheered off and landed on my roof. I might have to have this one removed. It leans hard towards a 500 gal. Propane tank.

Cropped! I must have removed 70% of this tree!

My motion detectors going off, the game cameras trigger…. Its the WERE-RABBIT!

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Im tired! Who made me do all this work today? I think ive been up and down the mountain a hundred times today. Im securing things because a local drug addict is in the neighborhood. Cage everything up! They wont steal hand tools! Too lazy! 😂

Been cleaning up the Forest. A lot of branches down. Raking the moss clear of leaves and brush. Im getting a fine looking moss bed growing. I cant wait to see where my flower seeds went after the storm!

Still picking up tree limbs and brances. Flowers are peeking!

Not much to look at, the deconstructed house w/ new roof has never been finished. I had just enough time to remove the last of three chimneys before snow flew. Im still cleaning up, bricks, lumber, and steel. Im almost done! This place was a garbage dump! So its improving! Always cleaning!

My itty bitty tree cutting has a tiny leaf! Yayyyyyyyy!

Look out World! I GOT A FLOWER!

Week one. Time to play in MY Dirt! Good Morning from Appalachia.

OH SHIT! Camoflage! Thats whats Missing from my big black BAT-REDNECKMOBILE! Oh Yes! LET THE STOOPIDIDITTY COMMENCE! Behold my Crimson Necked Dudes and Dudettes… I have not yet begun to red-neckify! (Then some dumbass kid will fall in love and pay me 30 k for it! 😂🙏) or I could add a Pintle….

My Personality was Suppressed. My entire life. Lived for others. A Soldier. A Husband. A Farmer. Now, Alone, here I can let my Spirit Wander. Living for now. This Moment is mine. Im not sure who I am. I dont need to be anything for anyone. Im not sure I can remember that long ago… But ill find him.

I like my music in here. My Victrola. My Record Player. My CD player. Scratchy old poppin’ shit. Just like me! Sunrise and moonrise can be seen from this window. Thats why I put it here! I love this room!

Lost-Bird. Max. Many Friends here. In memory and in books. I burn Sage for them. Flat Cedar to keep the “Others” down. Im on Sacred Ground. I must Welcome them all. No Darkness allowed. These are the Old-Ways. I am Gratefull to my Ancestors, my Sacred Mother and All-Creator. A room for them all.

as I empty the other half of my life from ghis space it suddenly started to fill. These are my Ancestors. My Honored Dead. I want the table gone. A sitting room for the Spirit World. Maybe a recliner. I even found a Vets Ashes and his Photo. I still need to keep a Promise. Just one more. He waits.

Moved the cabinet out completely and took the wall mounted dish display racks off the walls. I HATE THAT GRANDMA PLATE DISPLAYING BULLSHIT! Anyway, getting a normal amout of furniture in a room would help immensely. Im looking for art. A lot has been destroyed. Im thinking drop down movie screen.

Got home. Climbed on roof, fixed antenna, put away ladder, parked truck, dropped clothes, lit candles, paid bills, and smoking something AWESOME! I love evenings now! Oh… I cleaned too! (after moving furniture) im creating my own space. I havent seen most of this stuff in DECADES!

After considerable work, and a 12 dollar paint job, Bouncin’ Betty is Born! Behold my redneckery!

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Keeping Spirits Contained. This, is “ Magwa” the Owl. The Grim Reaper of the Native World. Respected here.Vultures wings and owl feathers denote many Dark- Spirits being imprisoned. “Kept” in objects of Power. This Collection spans Centuries. Wolf Clan are the Hunters of Evil. The “Guardians.”

So I start finding Origional Art and shit I paid big for, under a bed smashed up and stained. I cleaned them up and “removed her” from the walls.

Order a full set of headlights and turns, this is what I get. So I order another set. ( I dont have time for bs and doing shit twice. ) so the asshole driver shows up a day later and find the other light rolling around in his truck. Dumbasses.

Grandpa Bumpy went to the Am-Vets Post and taught some young fellers a lesson in WEIRD! Yeah, I felt guilty driving home… but I was sober. Still had fun. Kid tellin me about his harley. Showed him a picture of my 48 Panhead. Im OLD BIKER TRASH! Havin’ Fun! Like my beer goggles?

Look familiar??? Uh, I had to redneckify the sink too. I HATE SHORT BABY CABINETS! 2500 bucks at lowes. Fuck Lowes. $250 bucks and a redneck. And it still rolls, DRAWERS WORK! Redneckery!

Redneckery 101: for you doubters. Thats my BATHROOM SINK in my ceiling. Yes, I IDENTIFY as having a CRIMSON TRACHEAL PIGMENTATION. I R Appalachy. Hell of a way to dangle a Tiffany Aint it Ladies! Yeah, the gold leaf is real too. Didnt say I was UNSKILLED!

Never underestimate a redneck with tools and a cause. Yes ladies… theres no one here to STOP ME! (add evil laughter here) youtu.be/zC6_oeXQZoU