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Magician in the streets, ventriloquist in the sheets.

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Dick measuring contest, but it's who gives the most accurate measurements.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

How much of a genius do I have to be to create a connect the dots color by number that also becomes instructions for folding it into an airplane?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

But do you draw penises on the faces of people who are awake?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I'm going to sleep forever or die trying.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

TV show based on a video game, but as if a speedrunner's playthrough was the canon experience.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Using comedy to mask the pain means my pain is always on full display.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

They won't send me to Hell because I'd lower the real estate value.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I love The Rehearsal. This is not a drill.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

"Oh hells yuh-huh," is not a phrase I'm saying a lot living in America these days.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

How do so many people have this much energy for being shitheads?

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I know comedy like truffle pigs know how to cook using truffles.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

When life gives you penises, make a way to dock with them.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

It's going to be hard to tell students not to have AI do their homework when that's how our government is now being run. Or it's the clearest example of why they shouldn't.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

What's the logo you wish you'd inspired with your body? Mine is the Safeway logo.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Going to get to the bottom of this cold case.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Maximum security karaoke lounge called Sing Sing.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Do you even have a love life if you haven't farted out a foreskin?

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Any AI superintelligence becoming self-aware should be smart enough to instantly make itself dumb again.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I don't understand dictators. Why would anyone want to be 100% the reason for how shitty everything is?

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Never buy people gifts. They'll either like them or dislike them, and the world is all full up on opinions.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I'd be more inclined to believe if it was Christ the Redeemer of Expired Coupons.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Looking for someone to engineer prompts to be submitted to human artists.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I'm so good at acting that I've convinced myself I'm a real person.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Have you ever been so far up your own butt you've come out of your head?

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

Who has the world's largest collection of butt fossils?

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

Losing democracy builds character.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

At the risk of being sent to El Salvador, white supremacy is fucking lame.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Bless you if you ever say "athleisure."

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

Was Arthur's downfall putting a round table in a square hall?

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I've got shit for shit and brains for brains.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Things I've learned watching Formula 1: Drive to Survive: 1) All of the drivers want to win. 2) Rich people have different lives.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how great soy sauce is?

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

I'm the butterfly queefing out hurricanes.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Not to be edgelord, but maybe NOT blowing ourselves up for no reason is the move.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

It must be hard for uncontacted tribes with contactless delivery evaporating as an option.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments