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This monologue 🔥

So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!" And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

The Malarkey Doctrine: when Republicans break democracy and Democrats get blamed for not using nicer glue.

Rick is a lot of fun on this episode. He has his own grasp of MAGA's pathologies that really shines through here. Recommend his thoughts:

Elon said Trump should be impeached and is in the Epstein files. Trump threatened to revoke all of Elon’s federal grants. There is an emergency meeting going on right now in the Oval Office and Elon hasn’t posted in two hours. That’s what you missed if you have a real job.

🌉/1. Ukraine’s Security Service Hits Crimean Bridge in Underwater Sabotage Operation The Security Service of Ukraine (SBU) has carried out a new special operation targeting the Crimean Bridge—its third successful strike on the structure, this time using underwater explosives.

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This kid runs circles around the reporter

Frame Warfare: The Invisible Propaganda War. It's difficult to see the frames that are being used to shape our understanding of reality, unless we go meta open.substack.com/pub/jennifer...

Reports are that 80 year-old Jan Schakowsky, the Democratic House Rep. from the 9th Congressional District since 1999, will announce that she is not running for reelection. Thank you, Jan, for all you have done and knowing when it’s time to leave.

Thank you for stepping down and passing the torch.

Bluesky is collegial and interesting, the way Twitter used to be. Bonus: most people can spell.

Stop calling it deporting, so MAYBE more Americans will get it. "Deporting" is sending someone back, after due process, to the country they came from, where they arrive a free person. This is human trafficking to a foreign torture prison for the rest of their lives. GET THE LANGUAGE RIGHT.

We love Bluesky don’t we?

The waves crash with timeless rhythm along the rugged coast of Inis Meáin, #Ireland. Part of the Aran #Islands, Inis Meáin is known for its wild Atlantic beauty, traditional stone walls, and deep connection to #Irish heritage. [Damien Marshall]

WTF does he want us to say? Congrats, you've turned into a repellent troll who gives off nasty old man pheromones? What a loser.

hey girlies this guy is one of the democrats who just voted against our right to vote. if your license doesnt match your birth certificate, he helped pass a bill that will make it a crime for you to vote

Someone told Jesse Waters cooties are estrogen and it shows.

One month apart.

Hello! The US housing market has gotten very expensive, but I still dream of one day owning a home in a walkable neighborhood. In that spirit, I'm offering my consulting services. If you support the Trump tariffs, I can help you find US suppliers. Let me show you some examples. 🧵

Who did this?

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REAGAN REPUBLICANS⁉️ They, including Trump, love to claim his name, but Reagan would be too liberal for today’s GOP. Ronald Reagan opposed tariffs and trade wars, believing they hurt consumers and stifled growth. His vision was rooted in global cooperation, not isolation.

Ohh "America First" was a hit list

For the first time, progressive channels on YouTube are growing faster than conservative ones. If you’re not yet subscribed to my channel, please help grow our ecosystem: www.youtube.com/briantylercohen

The defense of the United States is a serious business. Breaches of national security are especially dangerous. But the Trump team's excuses - especially those from Pete Hegseth - are laughable. www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

One thing has been made super clear to me today, regardless of how this vote turns out. As a Democratic voter, who has been voting Democrat her whole adult life, I will only vote for a CERTAIN KIND of Democrat moving forward - moderation is over. Democrats need leaders who will fight.

a festival for women on the internet called Burning Mansplainers, fuck it send post

every single person on this list has misread the political moment so badly that they must be immediately primaried for their own good and prevented from taking a new job that requires more than a first grade reading comprehension level

Someone generously shared this template of a handout they were inspired to create for their local community with me. Here's a canva link if you'd like to adapt it for your communities: www.canva.com/design/DAGgN...