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The stinger pizza at the Crosby’s on route 16 must be laced with crack because I make mouth love to it.

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BRB on my way to keybank center to get a RIGHT SHOT DEFENSEMAN poster

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Me hanging off the edge of a cliff, holding on for dear life: "Help!" Kevyyn Adyms: "Here have a gummy worm"

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I feel like this picture is going to replace the white Jesus in suburban homes.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I guess Jarmo Kekalainen’s role was to snicker and say, “Do it do it you won’t!”

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It’s times like these you’re glad they’re about to bring down the Rock and Jock 25-point basket

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You gotta admit though, war has always proven to be the answer.

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Using my folds to cook meats

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Last night there mosquitoes so I suggested someone light a salmonella candle if you’re wondering how I’m doing

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I can’t wait til 10 years from now kids are replay challenging whether or not their parents watched them jump into the pool.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

I’m in a tourist trap joint off 86 and there’s a guy in the stall forcefully shitting, like calf muscles flexing, while the Doobie Brothers ‘Listen to the Music’ is blasting and the guy is screaming about his business to someone on his phone and I’m gonna ask him if I can invest.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

The Sabres could be good they just need a little fat guy, a tall skinny guy and two medium guys. That's the correct combination.

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

My dad is a bar fly. One day he’s at his usual spot, the Holland Hotel, chatting up some folks passing through town. At one point he says, “Hey, just to let you know, there’s a homeless woman that comes here every day. She’s very nice. Sometimes I buy her a drink but she doesn’t bother anyone.”

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

As the youngest of 7 kids who used to have to go up into the attic and take turns holding an antenna so our family could watch hockey night in Canada, I’ve come a long way.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I ran into Richard Kind outside of a Last Comic Standing audition and told him, "Hey, good luck in there, kid." and he was cool enough to act flustered and nervous.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

I had a ‘But this is Indiana’ t-shirt before it was cool.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

When you die you have to watch a panel of historic experts judge all of the footage of you singing in the car

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Hockey looks exhausting

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

Post a banger that’s not in English youtu.be/GmEzKE01lw0?...

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

A song I’ll never get over.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Skinner!

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

At the gate there will be two guards. One cannot lie. The other also cannot lie. Both want to tell you about big butts.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Idiot dog has no idea what’s going on.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Birds aren't singing they're asking questions

submitted 32 days ago • 3 comments

If you ask someone a random question like “when was the last time you saw a white horse?” it will cure their hiccups. 100% success rate But the question only works once so you gotta trick them. I’m running outta questions to cure my wife’s hiccups. Tonight I tried “Do you think my brother’s hot?”

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments