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JUNUARY IN SEATTLE I made my favorite song yet with Suno. I think you're really going to like it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtOOZcR_wVA

If anyone tells you that men don't cry, play them this song by 3-time All Pro defensive tackle with over 50 career sacks, Rosie Grier. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nfa...

Anyone got plans for the 50th anniversary of the release of Jaws on Friday? If you do, please tell me they don't involve swimming. www.imdb.com/title/tt0073...

I could see @howiecohen.bsky.social wearing this shirt. www.royaura.com/products/roy...

I am currently battling insomnia so acute, it's powered through two types of OTC sleep aid and had to dig into my meager supply of #ambien Hope I don't wake up tomorrow and find out I bought a cow that'll have to come live in our house.

This is weird... www.youtube.com/@darkpattern... Their first project is three different genres with the same lyrics. I won't ruin the surprise by providing the name of the song.

The earworm I can't get out of my head this morning... youtu.be/zKjZbTR02HQ?...

THE GROANER DAD REMIX VIDEOS ARE LIVE! I had so much fun with one joke, I had three producers remix it to music. Now it's even more fun. Check out the remixes and my BIZARRE music videos. bulmash.com/bulmash-medi...

Serious senior moment this morning. I could not, for the life of me, find the cup of coffee I'd just made. Spent a few minutes looking for it and even enlisted my wife's help. It had disappeared. Then I remembered I had wanted it hotter. There it was, where I put it, in the microwave.

Saw this and knew some of my friends would enjoy it.

Went by our neighborhood Bartell Drugs today. Turns out that CVS bought Rite Aid (which had bought Bartell's) and are closing it down at the end of the month. Until then, they're not restocking shelves. @howiecohen.bsky.social

Last night I ordered a salad from Mod Pizza with the croutons on the side. I got it with a tiny little 2 oz cup of about 6 croutons. Ended up saving it for lunch. This is how many soggy croutons I found inside it and not on the side.

I definitely get the reason for the name.

If you have a strange crackling when your stereo system plays, make sure there's no cellophane near the subwoofer. The crackling sound was driving me mad and I couldn't find the source. Turned out the crackling sound was the celophane wrapping on a box I'd set too close to the sub.

June 1st and the predicted high is 62° F. Welcome to Seattle.

Yesterday I said (about something that wasn't a gun) "to quote the gun lobby, better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it." I've been learning about gun culture for years. It was only then I realized I could also be quoting people with hoarding disorder.

Yesterday I said (about something that wasn't a gun) "to quote the gun lobby, better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it." I've been learning about gun culture for years. It was only then I realized I could also be quoting people with hoarding disorder.

Opened Claude Code today. It presents me with a prompt. There is only one thing I can type > look around

If I seem woozy in the next few weeks, it's because I'm in an extended process of saving room for my all-you-can-eat Father's Day meal.

Made me work for it. Wordle 1,439 5/6* ⬛⬛🟦🟦⬛ 🟦🟦⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟦🟦🟧⬛ ⬛🟧🟦🟧🟦 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

W00t! Wordle 1,438 2/6* 🟧🟦⬛🟧⬛ 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

Something I hadn't considered. How does a kid with a cane "run for safety?" And honestly, the cop who aimed his gun at her because she wouldn't let go of her cane to put both hands in the air... that's the kind of cop we don't need in this world.

#HorseWeek joke 1: To kick off Horse Week, Groaner Dad is telling one of the best known "horse walks into a bar" jokes… https://youtube.com/shorts/Ve-e8pi-G08 #Comedy #DadJokes #Groaners #Puns #horses #HorseJokes

Wordle 1,436 3/6* ⬛🟦⬛🟦⬛ 🟦🟧🟧⬛⬛ 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧 I seriously thought there was no way that today's word was what it is, but it was worth a try to test a letter placement.

#Scripture is a tool evil people use to control stupid people.