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The one DC and Marvel crossover I’d like to see. Peter Parker and Jimmy Olsen. Two young photo journalists who develop a friendly rivalry. Think of the irony. Peter can beat the Green Goblin and Doc Ock. But he can’t beat Olsen professionally. And Jimmy actually gets better pictures of Spider-Man.

Raskin: You are not our king, and we are not your subjects. We will never be your subjects. All of us born here on this land are citizens and your executive order is nothing but bad graffiti on the Constitution, and we're going to wash it off today

One thing I’ll say for Jesus is he sure can’t take a hint.

Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.

Still waiting for the article that’s like “these right wing militia members are in a bubble and it would be healthier if they exposed themselves to left wing ideas”

The State never intentionally confronts a man’s sense, intellectual or moral, but only his body, his senses. It is not armed with superior wit or honesty, but with superior physical strength. I was not born to be forced. I will breathe after my own fashion. Let us see who is the strongest. ~Thoreau

Donald Trump incited a violent mob to attack the Capitol. Hundreds of dangerous felons who brutally beat police officers with impunity were then pardoned by the President on his first day in office. Don’t ever lecture America about law and order.

More friendly advice from your mortal enemies.

It took less than six months to turn the United States into Nazi Germany. I would like every single person who told us it was offensive to call MAGAs Nazis to fuck all the way off. We aren’t “divisive.” They are fascists!

Zelensky was like…

Yeah, my wife gets mad at me sometimes. But not “I’m gonna fuck Elon Musk” mad.

yeah, I do get incredibly prickly at anything that smacks of anti-intellectualism or delegitimizing of higher education, even if it's just a "joke" or it's actually because you're Very Concerned—this rhetoric is an existential threat to me and that threat is becoming more and more real daily

Wes Anderson movies are live-action Bugs Bunny cartoons for Millennials.

Dear Immigration Jusges: STOP HOLDING IN PERSON HEARINGS!! ICE is ambushing people at your courthouses, who are trying to play by the rules. REMOTE hearings only!!!

Happened on my wife rewatching Twilight and I decided to sit in. I actually find Bella more relatable because I, too, would rather die than live in Jacksonville.

I want a president who’s not a whore for Saudi murderers.

I was told I was overreacting about habeas corpus.

I love watching all these asshole geniuses reinvent shit we've had for a hundred years

If “gender critical” people were facing so much bullying and backlash that a large percentage of them died by suicide and then people mocked them by quoting that figure all the time unprovoked I might almost consider listening to their bellyaching about how everyone is so mean to them

sometimes I think about the day that Trump's loss was certified in 2020 and how the streets of NYC became one big V-E day, with people popping champagne bottles on streetcorners. And then J6 and what a goddamn struggle it was to pry him out of the Oval. And yet, here we are again.

ICE should never feel safe in public

BREAKING: Mexico has filed a lawsuit against Google after renaming the “Gulf of Mexico” as the “Gulf of America” on its maps service, despite repeated demands to correct the change.

I do think that, as insignificant as each protest might seem in isolation, the additive resistance across the whole country is helping us avoid worst case scenario. We also have the advantage of information being able to spread like wildfire. The repeat of history is not a given.

wild how the whole world would be so much better if people weren’t so afraid of socialist and communist ideas lol any system isn’t going to work if the leaders suck—that doesn’t mean “every man for himself” has to be the motto until we’ve depleted the earth’s resources

Roger Stone called for me to be charged with treason and executed because I introduced a bill to take on Trump’s corruption. Last I checked, that’s my job. Words matter and political violence is personal to my family. This Admin wants to intimidate us, but we can't let them.

Schrödinger’s gang member: Powerful enough to be an existential threat to the nation. Yet somehow not powerful enough to fight back or retaliate in any meaningful way.

I will vote for any Democrat who promises to prosecute any ice agent who detains or arrests anyone illegally.

Having now watched the footage and interview two of the members who were there, the amount of armed, masked federal agents surrounding three members of Congress and a mayor outside the ICE facility was totally unnecessary; the only possible reason for it was intentional escalation and intimidation.

chicago style papacy

Journalists need to start packing. Journalists need to start throwing hands. Journalists need to call him a goddamn liar directly to his face.

I never thought I would be offering Family Feud strategy tips, but…if there are 8 answers on the board and you win the faceoff at the podium, PASS! There’s no way the other family will guess right 7 times. They’ll be 2-3 answers short & if they missed an obvious layup, U can totally steal and win.

JUST IN: A federal judge in Texas, appointed by Donald Trump, will allow those targeted by the Alien Enemies Act in South Texas to proceed with a class action against the government. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Macron shook one hand.

NEW: Statement from attorney for Judge Dugan. "Hannah C. Dugan has committed herself to the rule of law and the principles of due process for her entire career as a lawyer and a judge. Judge Dugan will defend herself vigorously, and looks forward to being exonerated."

Maybe federal judges will realize it's time to stop dicking around and time to start throwing people in jail themselves.