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Often found on a golf course (the very nice one in the picture) Scottish & politically left of centre. Unhealthily good at MS Excel. Makes a decent espresso & sourdough pizza (gluten free options always available). 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏌️ Back in the 90s I did 🎺 🎶 for a living
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For those in the UK beer world looking for an explainer on this Trump / Musk fall out, it's kind of like if James Watt was having a fight with James Watt.

U2 spy plane heading over Scotland. If you have clear skies and binoculars, you may be able to see it.

PLAY PREFAB SPROUT YA BASTARDS #totp

Play Prefab Sprout, you cowards! #TOTP

#totp Scritti Politti ‘Oh Patti’ with actual Miles Davis.

Unless they're playing the same show every night, you've never seen a really well rehearsed orchestra. They're flying by the seat of their pants and they play wrong notes all the time.

Conservative candidate Richard Nelson is ticking every Larkhall cliché. Orange Lodge, Apprentice Boys of Derry, fealty to the Monarch.

Lucky insomniacs. Only three more sleeps until Christmas.

He's mentally ill.

ZOO FACT: Many people believe that "zoo" is short for "zoological", but it's actually short for "zoomies" which was the original reason wild animals were caged* *ⁿᵉᵉᵈˢ ᶜˡᵗᵃᵗˡᵒⁿ

It’s fair to say that NONE of the current crop of British politicians has the integrity and intelligence of this man:

As my mother said when someone we knew had their sixth child, “Do they not know what’s causing it?”

I have to compile and report a lot of data in my job. 18 months ago, I made a glaring, obvious error that wasn't picked up by my management. Suspecting my reports aren't being read, I have been fabricating the data since then and have so far been proven correct.

The dignity with which he carries himself, the poetry of his language, the depth and richness of his insights, the way he radiates the best of the human character. Surely this is a president for the ages Either that or he’s just a mad old cunt. One or the other

5:30 tee time this evening for a nice wee solo evening round. Then home in time for the latter part of round 1 of the #pgachampionship to show me how the game is really meant to be played. ⛳️ 🏌🏻

*sobbing* stop. inventing. buses

Starmer’s now going full Farage about language. EU countries don’t insist you speak all 24 official languages to live in any member state. If you’re a citizen of one, you can live in any & speak whatever you choose. Just awful, chasing the xenophobe demographic. The antithesis of real Labour values.

Fuck off Keir.

This Starmer speech is astonishing, chilling. He’s claiming the ultra right-wing anti-immigration Tories carried out an open borders experiment which let in millions against the will of the people. Trumpian double speak. FFS Scotland - make sure we re-elect SNP in 2026 & somehow we need independence

Well it's worth it to hear the legend that is Leland Sklar on bass. #totp

Could he please spend a little of it on giving users the option to toggle UNC file paths on & off at a system level? Total pain having to manually change Q:\ to //server_name_directory_folder_very_long_filepath\ all the time because someone else has it as their J-drive instead of Q-drive

If the SNP had been given the same amount of BBC and media coverage that Farage has had over the last 15 years Scotland would have won independence years ag . . . ah, I get it.

What utter moron at Microsoft decided that lower case ‘if’ is an acceptable formula in PowerQuery but upper case ‘IF’ causes an error?

Had the misfortune to hear Farage on BBC news. Wants to sack everyone working on DEI & end working from home. Union up workers - prepare to litigate & defend your rights. Of course opposing WFH has nothing to do with the fact that Richard Tice is a commercial property landlord. Pair of crooks.

Labour is handing this country on a silver platter to Reform. People do not vote Labour because they hate immigrants and want Reform-lite. They vote Labour because they want it to make a positive difference to their lives.

I just did the online autism quotient AQ test and genuinely scored 42. 😆 If you know you know. #h2g2

5:45 tee time booked. Nice & sunny still. Love evening golf. #golf ⛳️

No matter how good the course may be, R&A must hold firm and avoid defiling the oldest major with anything Trumpy. He’d try to turn it into the Berlin Olympics 1936. There are 9 courses on the current rota, 2 public links & 7 private clubs. None have problematic owners. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/golf/a...

Solving the ‘which toilets do people use’ question is literally a piece of piss for a decent architect. 1 area of urinals & sinks for anyone who wants to pee standing up. Another area of enclosed cubicles each with toilet, sink & sanitary disposal/dispenser etc for everything else done sitting down.

So the ‘play the Old Course for £42.50’ story quickly turned out to be a load of old bollocks. They are offering 11 tee times between 09:10 & 10:50 on May 21st at that price. That’s it. The remaining discounted times are on the other courses and subject to additional conditions. #golf

If you know, you know

Surely if all this religion stuff is true then the Pope can simply resurrect himself and carry on? It is Easter Monday after all.

I do not want your app. I do not want to register. I do not want your newsletter. And, from the bottom of my heart, I do not want your notifications. Please just let me buy what I need without entering into a long-term relationship with you, you freaky fucks.

Forget the Rolex hour. What we need is a no-Faldo hour 😃

Right now, Sky need to stop making a tv show and start showing us golf shots. And nothing but golf shots #masters

Why do Sky Sports persist with this bollocks of showing commentators chatting on the main channel when the actual golf is available on their Red Button channels? I got a popup on the website earlier asking me to do a survey. Here’s your survey: JUST SHOW THE FUCKING GOLF YOU TWATS.

Lakshmi Mittal & family are no.7 on the Sunday Times Rich List with an estimated £14.9Bn fortune made from the global steel industry. They got obscenely rich. British steelworkers got poor & we, the taxpayers end up with the bill. Unacceptable. Fix it. #taxtherich www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cy...