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Troll thoughts A terrific* way to make your country look great, is to convince other countries they have to spend more, a *lot* more, on defense, so less is spent on things like social services and infrastructure, thus making those countries worse. * As in terrifying, terrible.

Troll thoughts. "Head Like A Hole" always hit hard-- for some more than others, obviously (check your bow down privilege). But now, with fascism peaking (not rising, not arriving, it's here, and it means to stay), if you are not in the ruling class or one of their pets, it's time to listen closely.

Troll Consequences. A Poem. Sometimes, I treat the cats in bed. Sometimes, I sleep in the nude. Sometimes, I wake with cat treat crumbs embedded in my pubes.

Troll thoughts: "Microsoft Recall, find that hot video from a couple days ago, where a big, sweaty, tattooed, white, tanned, older, bear was railing a loud, skinny, white, redhead twink."

Just Gregor: And if you haven't READ "the murderbot diaries" series of (short, easy to read) novels, you definitely ought to. So good. Really good.

It's just Gregor: If you have Apple+ or whatever it in us, please watch Murder Bot, over and over, to make sure it seems popular and they make more of them. Unless you did already and it totally sucks. Please be good. Please be good. Please be good.

A mutual friend put together a GoFundMe with Teresa's (@hellsop.ninehells.com partner) permission. Any help, even posting the fund, will be appreciated. It'll assist with expenses due to Peter's sudden passing. www.gofundme.com/f/uhw5h9

Troll thoughts For sure the American Government will welcome Pope Robert to America, since I'm pretty sure "Leo" doesn't appear on his birth certificate.

Troll thoughts: When someone says, "if you respect me, I'll respect you," what they really mean is, "if you obey me, I'll let you live." Only they don't really mean it, after all.

Troll thoughts: If Tony shot Rico (dead), Tony goes to prison, the club closes. if Rico shot Tony(dead), Rico goes to prison, the club closes. Either way, poor Lola loses everything. Behold the brilliant lyricism of Barry Manilow.

Troll Thoughts: At the end of the 2nd verse of Copa Cabana, we hear, "BUT WHO SHOT WHO?" We jump to the future, and find Lola, still devastated, haunts the disco that was the Copa. The lyrics never answer the question, and (40+ years later) I realized: it doesn't matter!

Troll Thoughts: It's easy to make certain famous high-explosives--just three ingredients--but it's gotta be DRY. Dear Burn Notice, There is no way I can believe our heros made effective sea-fore in the kitchen, without AC, in MIAMI.

Troll Thoughts: been away for a few weeks, thought I could be OK without a semi-public outlet for my mental effluent. I'm baaaack.

Troll thoughts: Army CoE tagged 26K images for deletion, to erase evidence of contributions of gay, trans, black & female service members. This includes pics of *Enola Gay* the plane that dropped nukes in WWII, presumably for both the word "gay" and a woman's name.

Troll thoughts: Industry avoids negative language at all cost: Massive layoffs? "reduction in force" Closing stores? "aligning retail space with projected revenue" Ledger line item for a plane crash? "unexpected conversion of aircraft" Rocket exploded? "rapid unscheduled disassembly"

Troll thoughts: Trump supporters are already a cognitive mystery. BIPOC Trump supporters? A deeper mystery. LGBTQIA+, and especially, Furry, Trump supporters? People, he would push you off a moving ferry without hesitation, if it was at all convenient.

Encrypt, encrypt, encrypt!

Xxxx xxxxx So, now ID name must match the birth certificate in order to vote? Surprise, married straight cis ladies that took your husband's name!! You just got de-suffraged through the back door of trans-hate.

Troll thoughts: With the (illegal) establishment of the Faith Office, I wonder when xtian folks are going to realize that having a "Christian" country doesn't have to mean *their* version. Enjoy learning to speak in tongues and kiss snakes or whatever.

Troll thoughts: It will be an interesting day when Congress sends their police force over to the Dept of Education to remove the DoE police force illegally preventing access. But, whoops, they are reminded that all LE leans right, and things get very interesting, indeed.

Troll thoughts: One way Google exposes itself as an evil, money-grubbing company, is that in Google Photos, when trying to reduce storage usage, you are given the choice between only buying more storage, and deleting content.

Troll thoughts: It's gonna be interesting to see which publisher bends over first and rewrites their medical and scientific textbooks to remove any mention of intersex people and the reality of sex differentiation in fetal humans.

Troll thoughts. People are finally realizing all this deportation stuff/ICE raids are not about deportation, but about increasing the size of the constitutionally defined, legally enslaved workforce of the imprisoned.

I'm not saying panic. I am saying wearing masks and washing your hands should never go out of style.

Troll thoughts: I'm surprised that the recent flood of inane declarations did not include one asserting that Pi is equal to three. It would not be the first time a govt tried it.

Troll lazy web: What designer is Dollar Tree "honoring" with this chunky trapezoid design? Maybe this one?

Troll thoughts: This is proof that the right sunglasses can make ANYONE look cool.

I'm a mechanic living in a room full of disassembled parts I will never assemble. Keep it going.

Troll thoughts: Yep, already seeing corporations "obey in advance" to the incoming fascist government by rolling back DEI and other progressive policies, thereby proving they never really cared about their employees; it was all just a PR smokescreen. Fuck you, McDonald's.

Troll thoughts: CW: Neil Gaiman, SA, etc. ...and after all that, he withheld $$$$ in back pay owed the nanny he SA'd until she signed an NDA covering all of his horrific behavior. It's like, "I'm already a monster, how can I be even more like the liquid pooled in the bottom of a trash can?"