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it/het gender: no existentially exhausted discount Dullahan disability, tech, parenting, dogs, art, poetry kind, not nice Alaskaanse in Nederland (ik ben nederlands aan het leren. nu: A2)
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suing my work for not providing me with a place to tie up my horse

Lynda Sayce plays a piece of lute music that was recently discovered in an archival document at the Museum Plantin-Moretus. Since the handwritten lute tablature was folded and reused as scrap paper, it's problaby the first time in 400 years that this music is heard.

you will never convince me dutch is a real language its a psyop to make fun of german and swiss german speakers

when you've got a real bad complex, get drunk about it first

english is completely unreasonable to learn because you can be like "that storage square red broken shed" and you sound insane but if you say "that broken square red storage shed" it makes complete sense and i am hereby cancelling adjective order

The government removed a bunch of my friends' papers from AHRQ’s Patient Safety Network (PSNet)... and a judge just ruled their removal was illegal. All of the following primers, commentaries, and spotlights have now been restored! Please enjoy the science for as long as we have it: (1/10) 🧪🧵

this continues to be the most incredible experience; every episode there is a new annoyed comment that is hilariously prescient and just a bit wrong at the same time. mixed with the flippance and sass I'm having a lot of giggles. "happy endings for everyone!! except for Burke, whose child is dead"

Pointless Balatro lore: When I started Balatro dev I was living in my hometown of Regina, Saskatchewan. I had a bus stop outside my apartment (similar to the one in this image) and I based the art of 'Ride the Bus' on that bus stop! Every time I see that joker it reminds me of my old apartment

"why is there ibuprofen next to the peanut butter?" "idk, i can't reach up there, that's your deal. maybe you're just taking your pills doggy style" "i... you may stop talking now"

trying to figure out my hair as it gets more and more curly is fucking bewildering. it's clearly been curly for longer than my hair has been this length but where were the curls why are they getting more powerful is there curl juice being injected into my hair while i sleep

Here are some nice mushrooms

Here we go! NOAA SWPC has issued a G4 SEVERE geomagnetic storm watch for June 2!

hey #NEISvoid has anyone had luck in repopulating their gut biome via probiotics or similar, when all the ones that are mcas-friendly cause massive anxiety issues for someone? i need to be able to probiotic when i antibiotic but I can't do these panic attacks

My prompt for this one: "Discombobulated, in need of chill" "Blue and yellow and purple and pink (?) (or not?)" (Little Alice. Little Cheshire. Whole lot of this month has been a lot.) (Darjeeling, cranberries, calendula, cornflower) Almost lavender, but that felt a little Godzilla. #DSNTeaLab

"what if i tell you the truth & you're ANGRY" "what do you think happens if i'm angry with you?" "then we work it out?" "yep. what do you think happens if you lie & I find out? "then you will be very upset & i will be in trouble" "yep. so which do you want to do?" "i think i will tell the truth" 🥺

alt: a businessman in a suit holds a live crab in one hand while a frazzled woman tries to figure out what to do with her spilled groceries. several people come over to help, with one person offering a reusable bag, and a couple others scooping things up. beneath the pile are several more live crabs

this is so fucking cool www.livescience.com/physics-math...

DM: You creep through the dragon's den, your boots echoing into the otherwise silent cavern... Players: *immersed* DM: Suddenly, something else starts to fill the air... Players: *getting nervous* *dm puts on careless whisper* Players: What. DM: *puts this on the table* Players: WHAT. #dnd

leaving the most confusing voicemail of all time in broken dutch because i got nervous when the voicemail recording played 😂 "hi i am pyrrh, i had a missed doorbell-ring from this number... i am on (phone number, with long pauses in between because i kept only remembering Spanish, again)"

IRS’s Direct File wasn't open source while it was being developed. But somebody just made it public!

The World Health Organization designated the new NB.1.8.1 strain as a "variant under monitoring" and it's now the dominant variant in China and Hong Kong.

I have two new pieces featured in this exhibition! made in a medium/technique I haven't worked in previously!! I'm so excited for you all to see them, please check out Room Party if you're able!!!

every time i get a little closer to rebuilding a proper amount of muscle i want to try again to go jogging. i miss jogging. i miss the way my head clears by the time I'm done. i love spending an hour a day out jogging and a 2nd hr stretching and strengthening. it's such a good kind of loving myself

selfie o'clock, sound off

would a depressed person make this?

not to brag but I told my therapist that I paid attention to my body and sat down at a recent gathering where most people were standing, and then she responded that not dominating ourselves is the first part of not dominating others and undoing colonialism 🪑🫡

approaching everything with curiosity is so important it applies as well across complex system problems and interpersonal relationships. asking why how and collecting data before forming a conclusion and an opinion is how we stay making efficient decisions

When i say "my body is ready" i usually mean "to lay down"

alt: a non-stick saucepan on an electric stove, with a milky white and yellow concoction inside, and five partially melted yellow peeps (there might be the smallest remnant of a sixth)