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gridlockbrained.gay
professional developer... of these tits! she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ [PNW] NSFW (MDNI)
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I know we are all having fun, but if you haven't done this yet please do. Think of it as the price to be allowed to sit back and watch two of the worst people fight

damn i have been so joyful lately, this is fucked up

developing a foot fetish specifically to create more opportunities to say "I use arch btw"

Oh my god, they're asking the kids to choose.

my therapist keeps saying really nice things to me how do i make her stop!

entering my farmer's daughter era

entering my farmer's daughter era

you're handwashing your bras!? sheesh, i just have a doggirl piss on mine every few weeks and call it good

someday we will all be cringe old trannies dabbing in our beige pantsuits that is the dream never forget

in the interest of accountability to the transgender people i have tried actual weetabix (and not american shredded wheat bricks, apparently very different!) to get the Authentic Torture Basement Experience and now i understand why it's called a torture basement.

zelda is the princess actually the green dude who saves her is named luigi

hate it when my plans to climb the stench pipe are thwarted

girl who is a pillow *fort* princess -- sleeps in a cocoon of pillows in elaborate and specific positions or she can't get comfy

eye color #oc

had an intrusive thought and had to draw it

It's romper szn :DDD

trans girlies: do not underdose before you check your hormone levels so that your results indicate a higher dose of estrogen is required and your doctor writes you a higher dose script but then you resume the normal dose and you’re given excess estrogen over the prescription period. don’t do that.

we're this close to someone arguing opsec is an op to prevent praxis

oh shit i almost forgot to remind you i'm cute as fuck

trying to do this right now quick someone film me!

I don't understand the hand wringing about not having all the celebs or B R A N D S on here. I think it's good. That shit ruined Twitter. I'm not here to consume narcissistic rambling and capitalist slop. I'm here to trade barely comprehensible jokes with other mentally ill people.

i fixed a sweater with a ripped seam on the first try after googling "how to sew" please clap

every trans girl on here is all "creatine this" and "don't skip leg day that" whereas i'm intentionally trying to become as soft and weak as possible muscles? atrophied ✅ jars? impossible to open ✅ able to be? princess carried ✅

oh shit i almost forgot to remind you i'm cute as fuck

so i just got handed this worksheet about how to recognize the signs of codependency and uh... look let's just say if i'd made a drinking game out of it i'd be fuckin dead

as it further sinks in that HRT in the US may now be banned, i can't help but think about how all the folks from the last year on here screaming at transsexuals due to insecurity in their own transness and screeching “we're all in the same fight!” ...are the ones who won’t be affected by this bill.

UnitedHealth secretly pressured nurses to change patients' records to include DNRs (Do Not Resuscitate) without their consent, so those patients would die instead of being saved with medical interventions that could cost UnitedHealth money. This is murder. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

got a korok infestation and now my apartment is full of puzzles. not even good ones, just dreck like a rock next to the toilet. they look at me when i solve them and i have to act like i had fun because my smart fridge is a mandatory reporter.