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[Joey Coco Diaz voice] One time after a taping of Rogan I convinced Jordan Peterson to give Eddie Bravo head in exchange for some crack. How d'ya like that ya cocksuckas?

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I want a girl with a short skirt and a long list of felonies

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"Do you really like Ike, Brick, or are you just saying that because you can see Conan O'Brien's Eisenhower mug?" "I like Ike!"

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Never logging off

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This afternoon the Democratic party leader Chuck Schumer had a tough message for Republicans, "our feckless, venal cowards are more politically effective than your feckless, venal cowards!" As of press time there is absolutely no evidence to suggest that that's true.

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I just went to the great Canadian establishment, Tim Hortons. I got a coffee. They told me, "order it 'double double'", so I did. I said, "what is that? Double what? Double what?" They said, "cream and sugar." Cream and sugar, isn't that beautiful? Two amazing staples of coffee.

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Casey is battermoding. He's baseballpilled. A real RBIcel. We got bro at the bat before we got GTA 6

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What is it about Nathan Fielder where a guy is just like "Oh I do incest it rules" completely unprompted lol

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I have an idea of a plan for a Halloween costume

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They're inventing brand new Adolf Hitlers to pit coughing babies against

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Heartwarming: The worst people you know are placing radioactive isotopes in each other's Keurig machines

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help boost this family!!

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I almost want to post this without a caption just so people can see where this one goes on their own. Jesus Christ.

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Your employed friend at 3 pm on a Tuesday:

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Woah 😳

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I spoke to the surgeon general the other day, he told me to go fuck myself

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Donald Trump upon meeting the president of Syria

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What do you know about eating a chacon beesegurcher at the combination Wemby's/Tom Hontor's?

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This is what the new Brat album cover looks like

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I Saw The TV Glow (2024)

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"You should wash your hands for about the length of the song 'Happy Birthday'." "The normal way, or Marilyn Monroe?"

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You don't happen to have a...Gatherer Schafer back home do you?

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I call your mom a Jedi master because I like when she uses force

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I'm sorry, oomfie, you want me to do what with you? A key? Like – like a World of Warcraft dungeon?

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Hope the Ottawa Senators get killed tonight

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Saying "thanks for the follow" as oomfie goes stupid in my sigmoid

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Cam on NDP, score sam facking goals!!

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Can't remember where I put my voter card so there's a chance I won't be able to help decide which raving lunatic gets to sell our futures to Enbridge tomorrow, sowwy

[Joey Coco Diaz voice] One time after a taping of Rogan I convinced Jordan Peterson to give Eddie Bravo head in exchange for some crack. How d'ya like that ya cocksuckas?

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long list of felonies

"Do you really like Ike, Brick, or are you just saying that because you can see Conan O'Brien's Eisenhower mug?" "I like Ike!"

Never logging off

This afternoon the Democratic party leader Chuck Schumer had a tough message for Republicans, "our feckless, venal cowards are more politically effective than your feckless, venal cowards!" As of press time there is absolutely no evidence to suggest that that's true.

I just went to the great Canadian establishment, Tim Hortons. I got a coffee. They told me, "order it 'double double'", so I did. I said, "what is that? Double what? Double what?" They said, "cream and sugar." Cream and sugar, isn't that beautiful? Two amazing staples of coffee.

Casey is battermoding. He's baseballpilled. A real RBIcel. We got bro at the bat before we got GTA 6

What is it about Nathan Fielder where a guy is just like "Oh I do incest it rules" completely unprompted lol

I have an idea of a plan for a Halloween costume

They're inventing brand new Adolf Hitlers to pit coughing babies against

Heartwarming: The worst people you know are placing radioactive isotopes in each other's Keurig machines

help boost this family!!

I almost want to post this without a caption just so people can see where this one goes on their own. Jesus Christ.

Your employed friend at 3 pm on a Tuesday:

Woah 😳

I spoke to the surgeon general the other day, he told me to go fuck myself

Donald Trump upon meeting the president of Syria

What do you know about eating a chacon beesegurcher at the combination Wemby's/Tom Hontor's?

This is what the new Brat album cover looks like

I Saw The TV Glow (2024)

"You should wash your hands for about the length of the song 'Happy Birthday'." "The normal way, or Marilyn Monroe?"

You don't happen to have a...Gatherer Schafer back home do you?

I call your mom a Jedi master because I like when she uses force

I'm sorry, oomfie, you want me to do what with you? A key? Like – like a World of Warcraft dungeon?

Hope the Ottawa Senators get killed tonight

Saying "thanks for the follow" as oomfie goes stupid in my sigmoid

Cam on NDP, score sam facking goals!!

Can't remember where I put my voter card so there's a chance I won't be able to help decide which raving lunatic gets to sell our futures to Enbridge tomorrow, sowwy

French people asking for phone sex like "Joi de nuit?"

Glarthir is a little bitch (my game crashed while I was doing his quest)

this is what Youtube was made for

I did it all for the cookie, actually

"Nobody does it like me" - guy who does it like everyone else