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If Trump had stacked up 45 million dollars in 5 dollar bills and set the pile on fire more people would have come to watch

You got to hand it to Trump, he was able to stay awake for some of that boring parade

Is it just me or does Melania look really mean

I hope Pete has a flask in his pocket during the parade fiasco.

In North Korea a parade like trump’s would have led to the execution of whoever was in charge

Many, many people came to me and said:”Sir, I have never seen as great of a parade as this one. You were so great as the host. No one could have done what you did”

Under Pete’s leadership the greatest military the world has ever known could not manage to have a parade that didn’t suck

Trump is so bummed at his parade I doubt even Stormy could cheer him up

Surely someone in Trump world could see that this stupid parade was going to be a shit show. Oh well, glad they didn’t warn him

Have just figured out who gets blamed for the parade fiasco. His cross wearing press secretary will say that a vast conspiracy of weathermen convinced the millions who would have been there that tornadoes and lightning bolts were expected and to protect his flock, Trump told people not to attend

Trump will get his big parade in due course. That one will fill the streets all across America

I can’t wait to hear his cross wearing press secretary explain how enormous the crowd was in spite of Jewish space lasers zapping people dead as they lined the streets wildly cheering for Trump

Trump was humiliated yesterday. But today he is still corrupt, stupid, petty, and dangerous. Don’t lose sight of that

The events of yesterday lifted my spirits. To see the humiliation written on trump’s face was priceless

Melania looked very unhappy at the parade. Maybe Trump should have brought Stormy instead

The happiest man in the world is the tiny little man from North Korea who can throw a big military parade, have giant cheering crowds and stay awake for all of it

I had planned to attend the Trump birthday parade but decided to spend the time beating my thump with a hammer instead

Estimated 10,000 people showed up for a 45,000,000 dollar parade. That amounts to 4,500 per attendee.

By scheduling this parade trump did more than any news media could have done to show the world that he is a pathetic, weak and unpopular old man

Can’t wait for Fox to start saying that George Soros aid 1000 dollars to each person who attended a “no king” rally. With 11 million attendees, each getting a thousand dollars, that cost George 11 billion dollars

Republican senators, you saw what people think of Trump. You pass his bill as sent by the house and you can quickly look for a new job

Pre parade Trump threatened to treat protesters with extreme force. May his supporters mistakenly thought he meant to hurt them so they didn’t show up

Stormy Daniel’s could have drawn a larger crowd for a parade than Trump did

Trump will Soon get Sean Spicer to explain that trump’s parade drew more people than the victory parade in NYC at the end of WW2

If our parade was supposed to show strength it was a disaster. Any shit hole country could generate a military parade with more energy and support than what Trump got

The North Korean moron can at least stay awake during his military parade. Ours can’t

When the most unpopular kid in school has a party it isn’t a surprise that no one comes. The real question is why he thought anyone would

The parade, being dull and boring was like Trump had spent 45 million dollars on a giant ice sculpture that melted before his party began

Heard Trump just say cost of his birthday parade (45 million) is “peanuts to cost of not doing it”. I really don’t think cost of a “non parade” is close to 44 million. Prove me wrong

May God bless America today with huge thunderstorms and heavy rain and hail in Washington DC beginning at noon and ending at midnight

I am not sure which poses the greater threat of sexual abuse against children, MAGA men or evangelical preachers. I would not leave a child in the custody of either

If DHS can “liberate” LA from elected leaders it doesn’t like can we “liberate” DC from leaders we don’t like?

Does the senate require a quorum before it can act? If so would there be a quorum if no democrats were present?

If the people who attacked our capital on 1/6 were patriots, are the people who are interfering with ice kidnapping people also patriots?

Check my math: at least 134 million for the military charade in LA plus at least 40 million for a military parade on trump’s birthday is at least 174 million dollars wasted. But we can’t afford to feed hungry children.

Every republican senator who does not publicly condemn what happened to senator Padilla today should go straight to hell. Any democratic senator who fails to take every possible step to stop all business in the senate should go straight to hell

Trump is grabbing and deporting the people who work in restaurants and on farms for minimum wage and replacing them with people who can buy a 5 million dollar “card” to become a citizen. So will those people start washing dishes and tending farm crops?