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griselbrand.bsky.social
mostly tweeting about soccer // metalhead // sneakerhead // actually literal Griselbrand
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One of these is sabotaged by idealism, always promises more than it can deliver, and never wins. The other is socialism.

Dude, not saying it’s Hot out, but the ice cream truck’s Playing “Hell Awaits”

Goddamn I love James Wood.

Ahh shit does the Club World Cup actually kinda kick ass?

This is AI generated horseshit and no one can tell me otherwise. Those are not real people.

People who genuinely enjoy summer are wrong and need to be told they're wrong. This heat is oppressive. This heat is like the planet is convinced I owe her money.

John Cena reverse pipebomb 👀

lmao Marcos Rojo apparently managed to pick up a yellow card from the bench. I see you king 🫡

Wow, Jacob Misiorowski is cool as hell to watch.

Pulisic can munch on my butt, the only USMNT #10 I recognize now is my precious moon boy, Diego Luna.

This Messi guy on the MLS team seems pretty good. Some big club should probably try to sing him this summer!

James fuckin' Wood baby!

One of the better death metal albums I’ve heard in a while

still crazy to me that kristi noem shot a dog and ended up in national leadership. this is america, being obsessed with dogs is one of our last remaining bipartisan traits

Need United and Napoli to do one of those hinky swap deals for Osimhen that Serie A teams always do to balance the books

Man the Nats are down baaaaad right now

Wife forgot to tell me she hid the irritating car wash toy in the oven. Did I roast the absolute fuck out of it inadvertently when I went to make dinner? Dear reader, I did just that. Did the kiddo then ask to play car wash 20 min later? I think we both know the answer to that

This is the only celebrity relationship I ever have or ever will care about

Fucking disgusting shit going on in my hometown.

Magic The Gathering event vs. Trump's Birthday Party