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Through no fault of their own, my parents exposed me to religion and existentialism at an early age. The results have been mixed. Waking up in a cold sweat occassionally is a small enough price to pay, but does it have to be at six am?

I just cannot make a dungeon and not think about things like, who eats who? how did this giant monster get into this room? Why dont the monsters eat each other? Why is this place even here in the first place?

This is it, right here. youtu.be/fusV6pkf-_c?...

Before you buy some gorgeous, finely sculpted miniature on Etsy made from a resin 3d Printer, just recognize that all those little fiddley bits, blades, reins on horses, thin limbs, fins, flares, and details are going to crumble like spun sugar if you so much as look at them hard.

Peter Parker is 77 years old. He looks great for his age.

So I kind of want someone to play a Barbarian, who is just a middle-aged dad who loses his shit whenver confronted by something that confuses or annoys him enough. He could have the power to both terrify and bore people to death.

Check out The Gamers: Attack of the Pwns on @BackerKit! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/z...

The universe is kind of like a mischiveous Genie. You really have to be careful what you wish for.

I am genuinely terrified of Quantum computing. Just think about explaining the world we live in today with demagogues ruling over the ignorant. Then think about the role of the internet in that. Now imagine something worse. AI, Skynet, Uploading humanity. Slow Down and THINK. Please. FFS. Slow. Down

@mattcolville.bsky.social Saw this and thought of you.

As usual, @tommorelloofficial.bsky.social speaks the truth

Ok so if you want to make a TTRPG about farm to table heroes who raise animals and make fabulous meals from the animals and produce they help grow, you may call it... "Swards and Saucery Adventures"

I have lived through too many editions of D&D to take the rules too seriously. I am the DM. Rules are for players.

I have never not had enough dice.

Lately, I really miss chain smoking and drinking too much.

So they are arresting judges now? Whats next? Democrats who dont vote the way they want? Governors who dont kow tow to the feds? Guess states rights only apply when it comes to abortion.

So I feel a bit foolish. I just realized that the reason the Avengers are gone and thunderbolts needed and we are anticipating a multi dimensional crossover of the MCU is that they are doing a Secret Wars. Probably NOT based on the original version exactly...but who knows.

Hey Palladium, can we get some modern updates with more streamlined rules? PFRP and Heroes Unlimited and hell even RIFTS would be awesome to play again without quite SO much crunch.

Looking back I realize that Palladium games were so far ahead of the curve when it came to skills based play. All of the games from the Palladium Fantasy Roleplay, to TMNT, to Heroes Unlimited, to RIFTS had really detailed skills and even a more rational version of alignment. Very under rated.

@dwaynjohnson1.bsky.social transformed to play Mark Kerr was amazing. I truly did not recognize him. Also he got JACKED again. So much work and craft from him, really impressive. Seeing people who put so much effort and care into storytelling and portraying a role is really inspiring.

Crazy idea for next time I run a TTRPG to just let the players go completely batshit and basically make up their characters to be whatever they want. Like, use existing rules, homebrew, or work together to make up new stuff. Nothing seems too OP for an OC by an OG. Balance is a lie.

I get so tired of people. Can we just stop slinging slogans, and catchphrases and soundbites and just talk again? Like, can you just put aside all the ire and fear and just say what you want clearly and without resorting to jargon or programming? ANYONE? I want a government I can ignore. And Cake.

So I was talking to this guy whose name is from the Book of Mormon and I suddenly realized the Mormons are basically worshipping Fan Fiction...but then I also realized, so are all the Christians. Though as Fan-fics go I definitely like the Mormon ending better than the original.

Upstate NY oustide the cities has been traditionally considered republican. They also do not suffer fools. www.facebook.com/share/r/1AUf...

Finland just seems to get it right - education, housing. #TaxTheRich #ClassWar

I will strive to only get pissed off about things that matter and not focus on other people failing to communicate clearly. I will not be that guy. I will rise above the desire to rant at people for making illogical or nonsensical arguments and for abuse of punctuation. I may fail.

I dont know that a lot of help will come from my posting this but there is a small convention for RPG's and other table top events this summer in Utica NY if anyone was looking for something to do. tabletop.events/conventions/...

Kinesthesia Con Con con Can can Could should would wood wode wade. Fade to the end of day. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck…ok I am out of fucks. Fuck…found one in the back of the drawer. Wibble

Ethics can be a bother. Being a better Bob is a bitter bit of bother. Better by far to foist the fates on foes found farther. Fickle fucking fuckery fucks fatuously. Fickity fick cricks. Dicks dug ditches doubtless. Damn. Do diddy wump sah doosy day. Fuckity fuckity ey Oy vey.

I am that I am. The wife is lurking about. Nothing feels real in this moment. It might be the hangover, or the bad knee. Or maybe reality is in fact an artificial construct and through pain and dissolute pursuits we uncover the truth. If life is a simulation, it needs a kinder programmer.

So it seems like the reason I am having trouble getting through my work day is that I need a 2 hour nap around 5pm and I work from 1-930. I wonder if there is a medical condition for that I could get an ADA allowance for? Big Pharma, can you guys get on that?

I just remembered who Wyatt Russell's dad is and thought "Why hasn't there been a Tango and Cash remake with him and one of Stallone's kids?"

Just opened the WaPo daily newsletter (yes I cancelled, but I had already paid for like 11 months, so...) They are not going to maintain their fact check data base on FELON47, despite winning awards on the one from his first term because they are tired and it doesn't matter anyway. #4thEstate

Between a bloody civil war, and electing couragous and progressive people to battle the idiots I hope we are able to find enough of option B to avoid option A. They seem to be a bit light on the ground at the moment. So, if you are a brave and forward thinking person with heart Go RUN!

It's almost like hiring a bunch of talking heads from TV to take important posts in the government was a bad idea.