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I can’t believe I got sober when I looked this good as a drunk

2012 has been a wild year so far

I know I’m doing better financially than I ever have because I don’t remember the last time I dumped my coins into a coin star

Who the fuck is Drew

Saturn has such animated reaction you almost think he’s a human trapped in a cats body

Started reading Lord Of The Rings yesterday and can’t put it down. Who would have thought that the source material of my absolutely favorite movies I watch multiple times a year would also be to my liking.

I hope when I’m almost 40 I don’t have the personality of a 22 year old

This dispensary never opens on time yet everyone in line is always so mad when it’s not open on time

Let’s go queen

Yesterday was my first 0 cigarette day

Remember when Lindsay Lohan tried to steal that kid

It’s hard to pick a fighter when the contestants are a racist rapist pedophile vs nazi eugenics enthusiast who’s probably most definitely also a rapist and a pedophile

I’m like a reverse vampire. I have to be home before dark but it’s because both my headlights are out

I don’t want to work I can’t believe I haven’t been able to find one rich person yet to just finance my life. I’m not that expensive!

Taylor knew better than to drop some stupid news or re release this week. Even she knows she’s not powerful enough to hinder Addison

May 2025 might be my best concert month ever. Beyonce and Grand National? Gonna be tough to top that again

Addison Rae is so funny what do you mean a cigarette pressed between your tits

I wanna go to a highschool reunion just because I’ve aged better than a lot of other people in my class.

Fucked up that I’m not famous

I’ve been on the same book for like 2 weeks I’m really milking this shit out

I’m not rooting for anyone in this fight because they’re both the worst but I will be happy about whoever loses

Morning goober.

I don’t wanna put away laundry and make dinner

Hate hot

Broken ass brain

Oh the new Ethel Cain song is good. Yay

I used to think melodrama was the worst lorde album ever then she kept releasing more music

Oh I hate that!

What does a straight white man even have to sing about? Lmao

I shouldn’t have to go to work tomorrow after everything I’ve experienced

Oh hey today’s 3 years with no alcohol! *rips bong*