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bad news for Mamdani: i just imagined him shooting at my feet with two revolvers while shouting "dance! dance, ya varmint, dance!!" and then cackling so maniacally that his cowboy hat falls off. When will he go on TV to apologize for doing this

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the supreme court has ruled we're no longer allowed to cut these and in fact they're personally going to the landfill to tape already cut ones back together to hurt turtles and birds

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And on the mound for the White Sox today...the rich asshole antagonist from every '80s movie

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Improve a book's title by replacing one word with butthole Love in the Time of Buttholes

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If the Giants can't win a game when their (historically awful) opponent does that, MLB should invent a relegation system and then relegate them

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Poor air quality is a choice. Paris made theirs. How’s the air quality where you’re living?

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this is horrifying. we just learned the latest iteration of the Great Big Bill has a proviso requiring ALL pizzerias sell a pie with "hot honey". this will exacerbate an already terrible trend. disastrous news after the parliamentarian shot down the proviso mandating all menus call pepperoni "peps"

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The singularity is awesome

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I once watched a Twitter exchange between a US alt righter and an Indian cpi(m-l-m) type and it was wild because the US guy was like "oh so youre a commie huh I bet you hate everyone with wealth you want to kill every rich person don't you? huh? huh?" and the other guy was like "it is the only way"

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all of the Supreme Court’s jurisprudence about executive power - all of it - can be replaced with a simple flow chart. is the president a Republican? if so it’s ok. if not, it’s presumptively not ok.

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All the best to her and a reminder that Michael Weatherly, who harassed her, was caught on camera doing so and was enthusiastically defended by CBS (who put Dushku through the wringer), is headlining an NCIS spinoff.

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The 2025 Giants: Why be frustrated when you can be VERY frustrated?

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If I were a third base coach, my philosophy would be not to send a guy who's out by 10 feet

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That was almost the coolest shit imaginable. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't the coolest shit imaginable.

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The Marlins scored two runs off three shittily hit balls, which is totally unfair. The Giants do nothing but hit the ball shittily, and they get nothing to show for it

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I can't remember anyone ever being more clearly out at second base

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Beginning to suspect it might not be the River Cats' night

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Wow, can't believe the endorsement from Every Drug In Requiem For A Dream didn't put Cuomo over the top

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mf tried to declare ceasefire Michael Scott style

submitted 6 days ago • 21 comments

With Darnielle calling the race for Mamdani, Cuomo needs to bring all New Yorkers together by conceding. There has been too much rancor. It's time for unity.

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We're a stupid country and we do stupid things

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OK, here is your one-minute primer on the whole concept of "trickle down economics," from the obituary of Fred Smith, the founder of Fedex. I mean, if you still can't see it, I have no hope for you.

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We're an evil country and we do evil things

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He has certainly been a far better hitter than Patrick Bailey this year, but it's interesting that we're 3 months into the season and Joey Bart has shown no power. 7 XBH in 160 ABs, and just one homer.

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The Western States Petroleum Association wants politicians to sign an "affordability pledge," huh? That seems totally innocuous!

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Good to know Adames remembers what to do with a hanger

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That Heliot chest shake thing >>>>>>

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bad news for Mamdani: i just imagined him shooting at my feet with two revolvers while shouting "dance! dance, ya varmint, dance!!" and then cackling so maniacally that his cowboy hat falls off. When will he go on TV to apologize for doing this

the supreme court has ruled we're no longer allowed to cut these and in fact they're personally going to the landfill to tape already cut ones back together to hurt turtles and birds

And on the mound for the White Sox today...the rich asshole antagonist from every '80s movie

Improve a book's title by replacing one word with butthole Love in the Time of Buttholes

If the Giants can't win a game when their (historically awful) opponent does that, MLB should invent a relegation system and then relegate them

Poor air quality is a choice. Paris made theirs. How’s the air quality where you’re living?

this is horrifying. we just learned the latest iteration of the Great Big Bill has a proviso requiring ALL pizzerias sell a pie with "hot honey". this will exacerbate an already terrible trend. disastrous news after the parliamentarian shot down the proviso mandating all menus call pepperoni "peps"

The singularity is awesome

I once watched a Twitter exchange between a US alt righter and an Indian cpi(m-l-m) type and it was wild because the US guy was like "oh so youre a commie huh I bet you hate everyone with wealth you want to kill every rich person don't you? huh? huh?" and the other guy was like "it is the only way"

all of the Supreme Court’s jurisprudence about executive power - all of it - can be replaced with a simple flow chart. is the president a Republican? if so it’s ok. if not, it’s presumptively not ok.

All the best to her and a reminder that Michael Weatherly, who harassed her, was caught on camera doing so and was enthusiastically defended by CBS (who put Dushku through the wringer), is headlining an NCIS spinoff.

The 2025 Giants: Why be frustrated when you can be VERY frustrated?

If I were a third base coach, my philosophy would be not to send a guy who's out by 10 feet

That was almost the coolest shit imaginable. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't the coolest shit imaginable.

The Marlins scored two runs off three shittily hit balls, which is totally unfair. The Giants do nothing but hit the ball shittily, and they get nothing to show for it

I can't remember anyone ever being more clearly out at second base

Beginning to suspect it might not be the River Cats' night

Wow, can't believe the endorsement from Every Drug In Requiem For A Dream didn't put Cuomo over the top

mf tried to declare ceasefire Michael Scott style

With Darnielle calling the race for Mamdani, Cuomo needs to bring all New Yorkers together by conceding. There has been too much rancor. It's time for unity.

We're a stupid country and we do stupid things

OK, here is your one-minute primer on the whole concept of "trickle down economics," from the obituary of Fred Smith, the founder of Fedex. I mean, if you still can't see it, I have no hope for you.

We're an evil country and we do evil things

He has certainly been a far better hitter than Patrick Bailey this year, but it's interesting that we're 3 months into the season and Joey Bart has shown no power. 7 XBH in 160 ABs, and just one homer.

The Western States Petroleum Association wants politicians to sign an "affordability pledge," huh? That seems totally innocuous!

Good to know Adames remembers what to do with a hanger

That Heliot chest shake thing >>>>>>

I think the team has accepted how bad Tyler Fitzgerald is right now but they don't feel like they have anyone better

Saw this and then Yaz immediately hit the game-tying homer #blessed

Wait, you're not allowed to score EARNED runs in this game. This is BULLSHIT!