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When a baby is about to be born, someone always has to boil water. It's for the baby's first hot dogs.

submitted 1 day ago • 23 comments

Well done, Shreyas!

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Big Bumrah over incoming!

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Executioner: Any last words? Me: Sparn Executioner: Ok [throws switch] Wait, what does that mean Me: Executioner: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN GOD DAMN IT

submitted 699 days ago • 2 comments

MCDONALDS AD EXEC: he’s a burglar who steals hamburgers so he’s called the hamburglar BURGLAR WHO STEALS HAM: what the actual fuck

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

NEW: Gabriel Martinelli's late season form had him performing like one of the best wingers in Europe, and the numbers prove it. There's a good chance he's better than any hypothetical summer signing for the left: open.substack.com/pub/likeanew...

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

The personal one. What does this mean? Everything. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Black-winged Stilt in the rising sun. #Birds

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

This is one of the wildest thing I've ever seen

submitted 3 days ago • 26 comments

This is hilarious... and pathetic.

submitted 4 days ago • 93 comments

[drunk superman passes out at at party] Frat guy: lmao look dudes, I'm drawing glasses on superma- whoever the hell this guy is

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

AI solved my loneliness because I found people who hate it as much as I do.

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The one eyed one horned flying purple people eater wasn’t purple, the people it ate were.

submitted 325 days ago • 6 comments

RCB! RCB! RCB!

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That Beth Mead x Stina Blackstenius link-up 😮‍💨🔥 #UWCL || #UWCLfinal

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My Birdathon #AlphabetOfBirds continues! *W* is for wings. Whether it’s the blur of a hummingbird, the flutter of a blue jay fledgling, the massive span of an American pelican or the flash of a red-winged blackbird, wings truly set (almost all) #birds apart from us earth-bound creatures (1/2)

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

It’s World Otter Day and here is my blog about seeing a Sea Otter and how you can do the same - incidentalnaturalist.com/2020/09/01/w...

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Goosebumps! I am going to watch this one on Loop? 🔁 #Arsenal 🔴⚪

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

Today is World Imagination Day. Well, it’s not, but if we all pretend it is…

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

HOW IS THIS REAL AND HOW DID I GET THIS WITH SOMEWHAT CONSUMER GEAR!? #birds 🐣

submitted 7 days ago • 47 comments

Max Dowman with an ridiculous goal and an assist so far for England U-17. Here's the goal... #Arsenal 🔴⚪

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

THREAD. When my parents' cat Bridget went missing, my dad, to try to ease his worry, painted her on a variety of historical ventures. Soon, these numbered in the dozens. After much nagging, my dad has had some postcards printed of this brilliant series: michaelcoxmoredaysthansausages.bigcartel.com

submitted 7 days ago • 180 comments

Asking homeowners for permission would kill the break-in industry

submitted 7 days ago • 23 comments

Straight-talking Slegers lifted Arsenal to glory – now club must back her vision

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Black-Winged Stilt says hello 📷 🌿 🪶 #wildlife #nature #birds #photography

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Love that for Kieran Tierney – a goal on his final Arsenal appearance. I wrote about that a bit here: arseblog.com/2025/05/refl... We probably should be further ahead, Merino with a couple of good headed chances, but Southampton had some moments too.

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

Arsenal win the Champions League!

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The stuff of DREAMS 😍 #UWCL || #UWCLfinal

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

This is a kipuka. When lava flows spare an area by flowing around it, the resulting “island” in the lava is called a kipuka. You can literally step from bare lava into a rainforest full of native birds and native flora in a single footstep. Mauna Loa / Mauna Kea saddle. Hawaii.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

It's the Arsenal earrings for me. Go Leah! youtu.be/NyxgnRpF_Mg?...

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

A tangle of legs! A couple of pied stilts (and their reflection) and their long, pink ballerina legs. And a couple of red-kneed dotterels. Mutton Cove Conversation Reserve, Port Adelaide.

submitted 9 days ago • 8 comments

Speaking of baby squirrels, they would be excellent at a game of red-light green-light. When the baby standing let out a high pitched peep, they all froze in place, not moving a muscle!

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

North London Forever 🎶🎵 Last one of the season, Best one of the season ❤️ #Arsenal 🔴⚪

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

Congrats to the women and also to @tim-stillman.bsky.social A lot of us owe you thanks to Tim for raising awareness of this team to a level such that so many of us who previously didn’t now invest a lot of our time and emotion rooting for this wonderful side. Have a great night celebrating!

submitted 9 days ago • 14 comments

4/5 - Mariona Caldentey... ...has won four of the last five Women's Champions League tournaments (3 w/ Barcelona, 1 w/ Arsenal) ...was involved in the joint-most goals for Arsenal Women in this UWCL campaign (7 goals + 2 assists) Smiles. #ARSBAR

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

From mascot to POTM. The immense Leah Williamson. Not to mention an ACL injury in between.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Arsenal: Champions of Europe.

submitted 9 days ago • 25 comments

Wow wow wow. Incredible.

submitted 9 days ago • 53 comments

current drug of choice: the youtube comments with the barcelona fans complaining

submitted 9 days ago • 6 comments

WOOOOOOOOOWWW!! GET IN ARSENAL! Amazing.

submitted 9 days ago • 23 comments

Yesssssss!!!! They've done it!!!!! 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳

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Yesssssss, Stinaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

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🏆 Shining bright in Lisbon 🩶 #UWCL || #UWCLfinal

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ME: It's a show about an oversharing private detective PRODUCER: Keep talking ME: called Magnum TMI HIM: Get out

submitted 9 days ago • 12 comments

A Northern Mockingbird mocking every bird in the neighborhood. What birds do you hear? #northernmockingbird #bird #birds #birding #birdwatching

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

I do love it that Crystal Palace FA Cup maestro Eberechi Eze is also a keen, and more than decent chess player, who recently won the PogChamps celebrity tournament at a canter (from David Howells's column in today's @thetimes.com).

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments