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healthcare/videogame πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ trying to become the bara husbando he’d like to see in the world πŸ’ͺπŸΌπŸ§–πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ He/him; β™ˆοΈ Sun, ♓️ Moon, πŸ‹πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ© Rising
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I am once again putting this on your timeline and strongly encourage you to do the same

This is the summer of dressing like a greasy wop (wife beaters, gold chains, bowling shirts). I’m Italian American, I can say it.

A lil self worship/flex, as a treat 😘

1 year ago ~to the day~

The himbo brain cycle. subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver

Post-workout beefin’

Playing tennis and my bara tiddies feel big πŸ˜‡

Current state of affairs

Been stoned and eating all evening, plz rub 😭

the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope

Happy Wednesday πŸ™‡β€β™‚οΈ

At a 2017 Mario In Real Time event, Mario mocked Waluigi for not appearing in Mario Kart 7.

Worked out, boutta go home and unwrap my new Bluetooth headphones and mic … gunna hear and sound so good while I game 😭🀩πŸ₯°

Posting my workouts as proof of life: hevy.com/workout/3d52...

Leg pressed 758 for 8reps twice today … plz clap hevy.com/workout/dfb1...

Lazy day off happening here and now πŸ«‘πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

Pre-bath flex πŸ’ͺ🏼

I’m day drunk in a foreign city and had oysters for the first time ever … Plz clap πŸ‘πŸ¦ͺ

today we give thanks to Gabumon, who long ago digi-died for our digi-sins πŸ™

Remember this is in spite of BOTH major political parties and major news outlets attempting to manufacture an electorate entirely in support of Israel. It is possible to reach people and change minds.

Babes I don’t workout to be healthy. I workout to have massive mommy milkers and thighs that clap when I walk

On a trip with friends, had a proper tea time in a gorgeous greenhouse followed by a soak in the hot tub πŸ˜‡

Quick lil jiggle for tummy Tuesday 😘

Feeling the oats … 218 here ✌🏼

Feeling the oats … 218 here ✌🏼

If you ignore how messy the office is, my ass actually looks great here

If you ignore how messy the office is, my ass actually looks great here

Celebrating my birthday with a pump, followed my famotidine, omeprazole, some fat bong rips and too much food πŸ˜˜πŸŽ‰

Body goals tbh 🀀

Post-workout, post-shake, pre-cheesy pasta dinner 🍝

Just a lil home workout to stave off the Sunday Scaries πŸ˜‡ hevy.com/workout/Ucgi...