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submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

JD Vance is the Liz Truss of popes.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Trump thinks he's badass and he'll win this trade war cos he doesn't mind allowing his own citizens to die, but he's going up against *China*.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

It’s a recalibration of economic control. Oligarchs don’t live paycheck to paycheck. They have the capital to buy market dips and recoup faster, acquiring more assets at fire sale prices along the way. When the dust finally settles, they will own more. The rest of us will own less. A lot less.

submitted 72 days ago • 923 comments

candles are acoustic light bulbs

submitted 71 days ago • 17 comments

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

submitted 72 days ago • 1135 comments

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

I know the markets are going mental, but don't worry, the rich will still be plenty rich enough to buy everything everyone loses so they'll be fine.

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

youtube.com/watch?v=w9dq...

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

When you start to paint a wine glass but change your mind and paint a cat.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

The real story isn’t that the Trumpians let a journalist into a group chat, it is that they are plotting against Europe.

submitted 85 days ago • 322 comments

So Donald.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Don't fuck with the wick. The candle knows more than you do.

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

Totally different. Not the same at all.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

"Hi Prime Minister, Trent Crimm, The Independent. I can see that you're trying to walk a very narrow and difficult diplomatic tightrope with Trump at the moment against your own principles and for what you hope is the greater good of the country. Why won't you call him a cunt on record?"

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

You know Grover from Sesame Street? That, but Terminator.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Saw this, took the photo on the sly, added the words, and boom, content.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Lowkey anxiety about misgendering dogs means that when I see a dog I immediately look for a dick or the absence of a dick and all of this behaviour is deeply strange. "Cute dog!" "Thanks!" "Show me its genitals so I can comfortably tell it what a good dog it is." "What?"

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I think a lot about how Crazy Rich Asians made a ton of money, huge hit, beloved movie. Sequel, guaranteed hit. And then the Asian woman cowriting the script asked to be paid the same amount as the white man they paired her with, and the studio completely abandoned the sequel rather than do that

submitted 93 days ago • 40 comments

Most people don't know that the 'Adi' in Adidas is short for Adolf.

submitted 93 days ago • 2 comments

You know it's a fancy pub when you don't have to stand to one side of the toilet to close the cubicle door.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Does he realise he's...taxing the rich? 🤣🤣🤣

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment