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hearing sza sing good days live tomorrow..

my newest playlist idea 🙂‍↕️

my biggest character flaw is having tonsils

*animorphs into a whore*

x2 4 u

uh oh started running again so ass and calves are gonna get even bigger

it's 68° and there's a 30% chance that it's already raining

absolutely creaming my panties over oblivion remastered

thinking about the time my old boss said he’d suck a fart out meg the stallion’s ass

i can feel god in this chilis

forgot my watch so it’s like this doesn’t even count

she’s a pretty girl!

26 🎂

whoever came up with the “you forgot to add attachments” feature in outlook needs their ass ate

forgot my airpods and have to go to the office today

sometimes i bring out the thick texas accent just for fun

will be pronouncing hyatt like gyatt from now on

conditioner just gave me a pearl necklace wtf

san fransisco i’m inside you or whatever they say

they don’t make airplane ac like they used to

hit 180 so the bulk is going well !

take me back to god’s country