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Your smelly roommate. Gay furry artist pretending to be an Australian seagull on the internet and drawing adult comedy content. NSFW ACCOUNT, 18+ ONLY! ALL MY OTHER LINKS: gussquawks.carrd.co
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Someone remind me to unfollow that fucking artist on furaffinity when I get home in like 6 hours by the way, you know the one. What a let down dude. I love his art. But I love lots of other people's art so, bye

something self indulgent I've been wanting to get to for a long time now

This is one of those Try Not To Panic kind of work days.

naked in a drive thru prank (gone wrong)

"Reddit, what's the craziest thing YOU'VE ever done in a K-Hole? I'll start... (self.AskReddit)"

another request from patreib , this time it's about an adult hercules being introduced to the joy of satyr life by phil! Hope you like the pic! if you want a chance to get one, come over to the patreon!

Alright I'm exhausted and I'm doing this thing most nights where I try to sign off of all social media about an hour or so before I actually go to bed to power down better, but after today, listen, if anything DRASTIC happens, let me know

"Unhand me, human."

from a bit ago- seeing if i can still draw him

bro wears SHORT shorts

This is the last I'm going to say on it tonight, sorry I'm obsessed lol. I really believe that everyday is going to get worse for both Trump and Elon. Their flimsy facade of absolute unweilding power has gone up in flames today. Stay positive. This all ends terribly for them.

Doing some light watching this evening. COMPLETELY irrelevant to anything going on lately of course. youtu.be/7xhwx8z8mJc?...

June 5th is the official start of Pride Month.

This all gets even better: crypto is getting lit up.

it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts

There we go.

And they’re normally so dignified

The RR Chapter 1 epilogue comic is LIVE on itch! realbadjasper.itch.io/robberrobert... It's only been two hours...surely nothing wacky could happen in such a short amount of time? A short, action-packed continuation of RR chapter 1! 17 pages long. 3 whole dollars!

oh is this just a distraction? is that it? a distraction? for rubes? are you the smartest little birthday boy in the whole applebees? is that it? are you three steps ahead? with your mind chess? in your little birthday boy suit? do you have it all figured out? are you mommy’s special buddy?

I need Elon to admit that he hacked the election with Starlink and Kamala actually won including Iowa and Ann Selzer was right the whole time.

funniest day online since the billionaire submersible went missing

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 SOMETHING 🕯 TO 🕯 HAPPEN 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

JD Vance sitting in his racecar bed trying not to listen to trump and elon shouting at each other

this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.

there are decades where no posting happens, there are weeks where years of posting happens

Next Trump is going to post the 2009 babyfur photos of Elon

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Trump/Elon Musk feud is going so fast and has captured so much attention that New York Times has a fucking live updating article about it like it's the Ukraine war

Oh yeah, it's OVER over now. Trump is doing what he always does at the end, sticking the knife in the back on his way out.

"Put it up!" Don't you mean 'put em up!" "no..."