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Wrote a little poem with an infuriating typo.

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My man is going off, and rightly so.

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Happy Pride Month!! ✊✊

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If you're in Dubai with some free time, go see the best comic in town. Saaniya Abbas is the best on the scene. #Saaniyax #standup #standupcomedy #comedy #funny www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8MkgPQx/

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Bask in the glory of some Saaniyax accents. Hilarious and adorable, follow her on most platforms. #Saaniyax #comedy #AccentChallenge #accents #AmericanAccent www.threads.com/@saaniyax/po...

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Daayuumm 😂😂 Go watch the Spicy Babies Podcast on YouTube or listen on Apple & Spotify. Follow Saaniyax on most platforms. #podcast #Saaniyax #funny www.threads.com/@saaniyax/po...

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They should remake My Three Sons with a ftm transitioning to give some visibility to trans struggles, and to piss off bigots, always to piss off bigots.

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India has launched strikes in several parts of Pakistan and Pakistan-controlled territory, in a dramatic escalation of tensions between the two nuclear-armed rivals.

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Sometimes life is comedy. Give Saaniyax a follow on most platforms. #Saaniyax #comedy #standupcomedy #funny www.tiktok.com/t/ZP862Xh5q/

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Consistently hilarious and adorable. Give Saaniyax a follow on most platforms. #Saaniyax #accents #funny #comedy www.threads.com/@saaniyax/po...

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Single life is rough all over. Give this amazing person a follow on most platforms! #Saaniyax #comedy #standupcomedy #singlelife #funny www.threads.com/@saaniyax/po...

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Always funny, adorable, relatable. Give Saaniyax a follow on most platforms!! #Saaniyax #comedy #funny #standupcomedy www.threads.com/@saaniyax/po...

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They make it sound like there are millions of dead people getting Social Security checks. But it's just not true.

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🎶Brains for dinner Brains for lunch Brains for breakfast Brains for brunch Brains at every single meal Why can't we have some guts?!🎶

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Before press came in — but while live feed was running on Bukele’s feed — Trump said to him: “home-growns are next. … You’re gonna need to build about 5 more places.” x.com/nayibbukele/...

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Experience the wholesome hilarity for yourself, give Saaniyax a follow. #Saaniyax www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8jfeR6J/

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I am Jack's charmingly undescended testicle.

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Snap, crackle, crucify.

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I just have clothes. #comedy #funny #Saaniyax www.threads.net/@saaniyax/po...

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Great content, humor, wholesomeness, & wit. Check out #Saaniyax on most social media platforms, she's the best. #improv #music #comedy www.threads.net/@saaniyax/po...

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Go check out a great podcast from three hilarious & amazing ladies. #podcast #comedypodcast #Saaniyax youtu.be/crSPq5H6hIQ?...

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If I were a big ass chimpanzee, I'd probably wear lipstick and force men to kiss me just to emasculate them in front of their peers.

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It's St Patrick's Day, so I'm supposed to get drunk, get in a fight with a random stranger, & then end up best friends with them at the end of the night, right?

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I really watch sports for the overly sexual commentating. "You've got to split them, penetrate deep, fast, & hard. Get all the way in there & finish in the hole." 😳🥵🥵

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Maturing is realizing that your wrestling name would be something like "The Undescended Testicle".

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"People don't abandon the people they love, they abandon the people they're using."

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The poor women have never even been able to enter their homes. 🙏😔😂 #Saaniyax www.threads.net/@saaniyax/po...

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My earliest memory of school was when I got pulled into the hallway for a sneezing fit & paddled half a dozen times then sent back into class crying in front of everyone in kindergarten.

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Get to know a little of the charming and wholesome story of Saaniya Abbas. She's an amazing being. #wholesome #comedy #Saaniyax www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Y3xxcS/

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Saaniya is funny, cute, & an absolute sweetheart. Give her a follow, it's worth it. 😂 #comedy #Saaniyax www.threads.net/@saaniyax/po...

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Be a simp and go check out Saaniya Abbas. 🤣🤣 #comedy #saaniyax www.threads.net/@saaniyax/po...

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Haven't watched Fantastic Planet since I was like 16, & I'm pretty sure I was on shrooms. Let's see how it holds up 30 years later and sober.

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This is a hilarious podcast, these three are great together, Saaniya is the best. Go watch. youtu.be/yuzN8chLd_0?...

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Mmhmm... www.thedailybeast.com/ice-prosecut...

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Onlyfans, but it's just me watching The Expanse and doing puzzles.

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Them: Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. Me: *starts having sex with all of my enemies*

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*maintains unbroken eye contact while aggressively mouthing the words to the 1998 Grammy nominated summer hit "Kiss Me" by Sixpence None The Richer just to make men uncomfortable*

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*staring at chocolate chip cookie crumb on my chest* Oh, you're a naughty one...get inside me.

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The only thing that keeps me sane is knowing that Mario C likes to keep it clean.

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Ladies, if guys keep telling you to do ASMR, just know they're gonna be jerking off to you.

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Thinking about the time we ran into one of our middle school teachers at a Rage Against The Machine concert when we were in high school. He came flying outta the pit, saw me smoking a joint, snatched it away, took a big hit, gave it back, & disappeared back into the pit. Fuck yeah, Mr Brown. ✊🤣🤣

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Her: Y'know it's been a while since you went down on me. Me: I'm about to ruin your life girl *stretches, cracks neck, falls into a coma* Her: *spends 30 years by my bedside out of guilt never realizing her dreams* Me: *wakes up in 2055* Told ya *dies*

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