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Artist, writer, dreamer, potty mouth. Church of reformed neo Buddhism. Daisy Steiner is my life coach. www.guyoharrison.com
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The new series of #handmaidstale feels far too contemporary doesn't it.

That absolutely fucking TERRIBLE AI advert for #etoro makes me not trust them one bit with my money.

A relic from the past.

In Liverpool and all the boys are wearing red t-shirts. I think the cosplay is cute. Some even have little scarves.

App idea; you're on a loud train, you want to chat shit with your mate. You open CHATSHIT and point the camera at your mate. They start chatting shit but aren't talking, just mouthing silently, the AI reads their lips and translates in real time into your earphones. Gossip passed, secrets kept.

My brain is occupied 24/7. Always watching, scrolling, reading, listening. Even asleep I have earphones in. I'm starting to wonder if I'm afraid of silence.

I'm just going to be thinking "is this real or AI" for the rest of my life now aren't I.

I swear to God I am not as horny for men's bulges as the Instagram algorithm thinks I am.

This. Don't think people motivated by hate will stop at just one group.

Recently I found myself on Antipope Instagram, where there are endless reels of the current Antipope of the Palmarian Catholic Church. This is, of course, extremely my jam, and I started reading up on them hoping to find some wild theology, but instead I found something WAY better...

What a banger

Wizbit. Children's TV show or drug induced fever dream?

AI is basically that over confident prick that explains everything with huge confidence and convinces you they're right. We've created virtual MPs.

‘CONCLAVE’ releases on Prime Video tomorrow. Read our review: bit.ly/ConclaveDF

Searched for a new prince Albert ring and now all my online ads are for diamond rings. A diamond PA sounds fun eh.

Watching #adolescence It's disturbing to think an entire school of kids can inhabit an alternative universe with no control or oversight. An entire generation in a real life Lord of the Flies experiment.

Grindr must be dying on its arse judging by the adverts they're showing. Cheap 'sexy Japanese girls in your area' ads. I mean come on, know your audience.

I think flimsy might be my favourite word.

Turns out, if the government suddenly decide to stop playing by the rules, no fucker will try to stop them. Civilisation is very flimsy isn't it.

I absolutely love the sound in #whitelotus so eerie and mood inducing.

I'm on a constant merry go round of loading the dishwasher and unloading the dishwasher and loading the dishwasher and unloading the dishwasher and...

Black octagonal plates. 90s flashback.

We could play along when the facade of 'partnership' and 'special relationship ' was rolled out, but when they're openly hostile, not defending yourself looks grossly weak.

I'm sorry but hearing Trump say "what you have to worry about is nuclear heat" is the scariest thing I've ever heard.

I'm going to start eating a mint aero for breakfast instead of brushing my teeth.

Think I may have been too interested in watching a black woman show me her amazing weave on Instagram because that's all I'm getting advertised at me at the minute.

Moved house recently and now have my first lawn. Are Lawns a capitalist plot to keep people busy so they don't forment revolution?

that's all we need at the minute, a Canaanite curse. PUT IT BACK.

When I was backpacking many years ago you could always tell who the Canadians were as they'd always have a little maple leaf flag sewed to their back pack. That leaf is gonna get a whole lot bigger.

The new #snowwhite film looks like a bad AI. Totally unappealing. I feel there will be a rise in gritty, real, imperfect imagery as it feels more authentic.

Best news of the year so far.

I want more #scavengersReign if it isn't made for TV I at least need the graphic novel.

Decided to go to the only place in Europe it's raining.

Randomly remembered my Nana's powder puff. It was in a pink box with gold trim and a satin top and handle, and I used to pat it on me after a bath when I was a kid. Do women use powder puffs any more? I might have to get one.

Adele, in a room above a pub in Nottingham for a fiver. Even spoke to her while she was having a fag on our way out.

Watching Jurassic Park, where a computer nerd with a debt problem and delusions of grandeur tears down all the safety systems, with no understanding of the consequences, so he can better facilitate his planned espionage and theft.