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gwmccull.bsky.social
Slow runner. Professional, bunny hill skier. Occasionally I program computers. He/him
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Splitting headache after listening to an interview candidate pound away on their mechanical keyboard for an hour 😵‍💫

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t have social anxiety; I’m just afraid that I could be rejected by everyone I know and love at any moment for doing something I don’t know is wrong

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

A friend and I are talking about starting a political strategy company. It seems like a good way to make money for little to no work. You could even do a Republican strategy company and give bad advice and it would be indistinguishable from ones trying to give good advice

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

My people don’t *have* cleaners; we *are* cleaners

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

We hired a cleaner to help us with our house and the Marxist in me is ready to put my bougie ass against the wall

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

It’s considered perfectly normal to ask a couple about their engagement but when I ask about the conception of their children, I’m considered rude and inappropriate

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

On two occasions, I’ve eaten dishes so hot that I was unable to hear. All of this time, I thought this was a “me” thing

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

I gotta shout out Patagonia. After 15 years and >2000 wears, the pockets on my favorite jacket were tearing up into the chest area. I dropped it off and they repaired it for free with this nifty blue/gray stripe. Ready for another decade or two!

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

This is *all* that’s in a 2.5 in SSD? I feel ripped off somehow

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

My role while my wife is haggling over a Facebook Marketplace sale is to stand in the corner of the garage and destroy a hard drive with a hammer

submitted 126 days ago • 1 comment

The little girl I’m teaching to ski told me she wants to kiss one of the little boys in our group and my first thought was to talk to her about asking for consent. I think this is above my pay grade

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, you’re going to show *me* an ad? Well, now I’m definitely not buying your product

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

take it too far and the Blue Man group is going to sue for copyright infringement

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

We have a CUB SCOUT EMERGENCY. Space people, anybody able to help here? Using social media for this bc 1) urgent 2) at a specific date and time @philplait.bsky.social @astrochic73.bsky.social @astrokatie.com

submitted 137 days ago • 20 comments

ever see a senior dog get the zoomies for a minute and then just start huffing and then stop? It's like that

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

I'm rooting for the asteroid

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

It’s lunch time and my mouse needs to be charged so I guess I’m done with work for the day

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

I searched Amazon for condoms and all of the sponsored products are protein bars and SD memory cards 😂

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

📢 Where are the #RunnersInTech on 🦋? ~2017, I started #devsWhoRun but starting today, I'm dropping that for the former # as I want to be more inclusive. I want to run w/ PMs, design, @figma.com folks. That said, I'll be sharing more 🏃🏾‍♂️ stories here as I start training again. Tag a #RunnersInTech. 👩🏽‍💻🏃🏻

submitted 140 days ago • 3 comments

the cashier at the grocery store asked if I was going to a Super Bowl party because I was buying two tubs of cream cheese, and TIL that the Super Bowl is today

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