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The mystic scrolls reveal that Link is best suited for DPS!

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King Harkinian seeing Duke Onkled post this and getting angry as fuck

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Link, your foolish actions have lost us the Glutko account. Hyrule, Inc. is going to feel this one for years. Pack up your desk. You’re fired.

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You should get very scared about this! Terrified, even!

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I get paid extra as a substitute Link Wrangler on days that Impa doesn’t want to put up with his bullshit!

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They say the birth of the prophesied warrior was once a myth…

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Not good enough.

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A down home, pastoral YouTube Poop is what the people need in these uncertain times. A YTP that you can show to your mother.

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That’s what my big brother says when our mom came home before she said she would and we had to hurry to open the windows!

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Help me, Link! I’m stuck in the drive thru with Glutko! The man’s been ordering for the past forty minutes!

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Ever since Morshu take that vacation to the bottom of a bottomless pit, King Harkinian and I have been taking turns wearing his clothes and running his shop! I’m on Morshu duty tomorrow!

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Today’s soundtrack I. Koridai will be provided by Mac Tonight!

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Gwonam Ally Portfolio! This baby runs a shop! Really says something about the economy if you really think about it! Buy something so that he can afford one cheese slice, won’t you?

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Fuck these things for real

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AUGH…. HRAAAAAA!!! THIS HINT ENERGY… IT’S OVERWHELMING!!! MUST RELEASE THIS ENERGY FAST… LINK!!! KEEP BREATHING TO SURVIVE!!! NO, THAT WASN’T ENOU-! (Blinding flash of white light)

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Ey, I’m Legend o’ Zelda-ing ovah he-ah!

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One time I called Aypo (the Reader) cringe and he chained himself to the library computer setup with all the screens showing search results of “How to stop meanies forever” in protest

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Here Link, take this Gauss rifle!

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I draw my power from my patron, Fat Fuck Boone…

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These only count as weapons when you’re playing RED STEEL or RED STEEL 2!

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I can conjure any weapon whenever I want! And yet I am only ever asked to conjure nunchaku…

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Conjure my corporeal form to progress!

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The dastardly bastard ODLAW has entered Koridai with naught but ill intent!

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bro's gonna be making strands when kojima is done with him

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What wonders await in Keighley's Krib...?

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I don’t know… my head hurts…

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My flying carpet has an 8-Ball gear shifter!

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(Watching Link being tortured) Aw man

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Hop in the Gwonamobile and we’ll get there in no time!

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You haven’t beaten Ganon yet? Damn, that sucks.

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I own a fiefdom!

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I’m probably the King of Koridai or something like that

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I hate it when the defilement of evil spreads rapidly across the land.

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“Hey why haven’t there been that many Gwonam Hints lately” Well if you must know a few days ago some French people made me cry and now a small white dog is pointing a gun at me and forcing me to be nice to monsters

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Glutko’s mixtape is just 45 minutes of moaning sounds with a text to speech voice saying the word “onion rings” every so often

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doesn't hear from King Harkinian for 29 days He's fine at 12:01 AM on the 30th day Link I need you in Gamelon NOW!!!!!!!!

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The mystic scrolls reveal that Link is best suited for DPS!

King Harkinian seeing Duke Onkled post this and getting angry as fuck

Link, your foolish actions have lost us the Glutko account. Hyrule, Inc. is going to feel this one for years. Pack up your desk. You’re fired.

You should get very scared about this! Terrified, even!

I get paid extra as a substitute Link Wrangler on days that Impa doesn’t want to put up with his bullshit!

They say the birth of the prophesied warrior was once a myth…

Not good enough.

A down home, pastoral YouTube Poop is what the people need in these uncertain times. A YTP that you can show to your mother.

That’s what my big brother says when our mom came home before she said she would and we had to hurry to open the windows!

Help me, Link! I’m stuck in the drive thru with Glutko! The man’s been ordering for the past forty minutes!

Ever since Morshu take that vacation to the bottom of a bottomless pit, King Harkinian and I have been taking turns wearing his clothes and running his shop! I’m on Morshu duty tomorrow!

Today’s soundtrack I. Koridai will be provided by Mac Tonight!

Gwonam Ally Portfolio! This baby runs a shop! Really says something about the economy if you really think about it! Buy something so that he can afford one cheese slice, won’t you?

Fuck these things for real

AUGH…. HRAAAAAA!!! THIS HINT ENERGY… IT’S OVERWHELMING!!! MUST RELEASE THIS ENERGY FAST… LINK!!! KEEP BREATHING TO SURVIVE!!! NO, THAT WASN’T ENOU-! (Blinding flash of white light)

Ey, I’m Legend o’ Zelda-ing ovah he-ah!

One time I called Aypo (the Reader) cringe and he chained himself to the library computer setup with all the screens showing search results of “How to stop meanies forever” in protest

Here Link, take this Gauss rifle!

I draw my power from my patron, Fat Fuck Boone…

These only count as weapons when you’re playing RED STEEL or RED STEEL 2!

I can conjure any weapon whenever I want! And yet I am only ever asked to conjure nunchaku…

Conjure my corporeal form to progress!

The dastardly bastard ODLAW has entered Koridai with naught but ill intent!

bro's gonna be making strands when kojima is done with him

What wonders await in Keighley's Krib...?

I don’t know… my head hurts…

My flying carpet has an 8-Ball gear shifter!

(Watching Link being tortured) Aw man

Hop in the Gwonamobile and we’ll get there in no time!

You haven’t beaten Ganon yet? Damn, that sucks.

I own a fiefdom!

I’m probably the King of Koridai or something like that

I hate it when the defilement of evil spreads rapidly across the land.

“Hey why haven’t there been that many Gwonam Hints lately” Well if you must know a few days ago some French people made me cry and now a small white dog is pointing a gun at me and forcing me to be nice to monsters

Glutko’s mixtape is just 45 minutes of moaning sounds with a text to speech voice saying the word “onion rings” every so often

doesn't hear from King Harkinian for 29 days He's fine at 12:01 AM on the 30th day Link I need you in Gamelon NOW!!!!!!!!

Little bunny Morshu I don’t wanna see you scooping up the field Links and bopping them on the head

CAPCOM IN SHAMBLES

What if I say you're not like the others?