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Lazy old thing who can type pretty fast. Very long toes. Fondness for beer. Linda’s Creepy Doodles on Facebook. h00py on MetaFilter. Unrepentant lefty. Can write full sentences when required.
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Oh, MasterChef was on tonight, buggering fuck, Hooray for the internet!

I’m enjoying having a sister again.

Aiden and Moombi, with Moombi expressing his distress at no one throwing his ball on a rope for him #dogs

Few things scream mundane mediocrity more than having to wake yourself up because you’re dreaming of doing the dishes again.

I cackled when John Howard lost his seat but it was nothing compared to Peter Dutton, the horrible fucker #auspol

Lucks a lawdy. Let’s hope Labor has a single fucking clue what to do with this. #auspol

Australians have chosen a majority Labor government, so don’t squander this respect, you fuckers #auspol

Gosh, why could it be that the LNP vote has dropped? Could it possibly be anything to do with Peter Dutton being an absolute fright? #auspol

Peter Dutton; what an ulcerous chancre! Imagine choosing him as leader. He’s the Mark Latham of the LNP #auspol

Now really Labor has to pull their socks up and stop pandering to who they think is the heartland. #auspol

Peter Dutton could never have been Prime Minister because he has an open record of sheer bastardry. Stupid LNP should never have even let him close. #auspol

Australian Liberal Party leader Dutton is currently at risk of losing his seat.

All parties to the Left should align, when the alternative is the LNP and One Nation and Family First et al. #auspol

Peter Dutton; what an ulcerous chancre! Imagine choosing him as leader. He’s the Mark Latham of the LNP #auspol

All that I ask in my life on this day is that Peter Dutton loses his seat. #auspol

Gosh, why could it be that the LNP vote has dropped? Could it possibly be anything to do with Peter Dutton being an absolute fright? #auspol

The ABC is really grilling the LNP campaigners. I like to see it, personally #auspol

The dog or the cats killed two rats on Monday and proudly left the remains for me to deal with. I was like woo hoo, bin night tonight, so I just chucked their plastic bagged remains in the wheely bin. But no one put the bin out, did they, so now the air is redolent with the aroma of rotting rat.

Every once in a while I think man, we were so close to never having to think about that motherfucker again, and then people said nah, let’s just ruin our lives instead

Just saying

We really shouldn’t forget this. #auspol

I just looked at the candidates for my seat of Blair. Jesus wept (or so we’re told). Actually fairly easy to put them in order this time.

“I’m ready to march, sign petitions, do whatever needs to be done to stop these fucking messages.” chaser.com.au/national/tru...

Exclusive video of the good people of the south coast scoping out the area for a potential nuclear reactor which happened to be where Peter Dutton was to have his press conference. Siren, Geiger counter and all

Cleanish kitchen (DON’T LOOK AT THE FLOOR)

#auspol #Australia #politics #AusVotes25 #Dutton

I have cleaned the kitchen walls with vinegar and boiling water and they’ve come up a treat. Now, everything else.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

“We didn’t backflip Brian. We just gently and calmly walked back the policy to a point time where it didn’t exist”

Cyclone Robyn, my sister, inbound.