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Reggie Miller deserves a Pulitzer for not saying anything that lost him his job tonight

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Scenario: Before I go to sleep, I ask ChatGPT "Which prion disease made me comfortable with a black box knowing both my credit card number and that my 5 year-old likes bowling"

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Day 1 when they come out with video tattoos

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All the best countries have senators giving quotes like they're on Overwatch 1 voice chat

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I think I could pass a lie detector test by saying Derrick White is the best player on the Celtics, and I vote sometimes

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

The greatest. 100% good-faith question: Do people who don't like sports know Russ? People who don't like sports would love Russ

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Reggie Miller has been using the phrase "all the smoke" way more since he was on All the Smoke. Makes you think

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Spot the difference

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I hope Donovan Mitchell and Davion Mitchell are either friends or bitter enemies

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Being worried about LI property taxes with her only working part-time is a Raymond Carver detail. Nothing good whatsoever is happening here

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guy who learns about history from statues vs. guy who learns whether the president is a racist from the newspaper

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You can measure American decay like the rings of a tree by comparing Jimmy Johnson's haircut to Gronk's haircut

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

When the Wii was announced someone on Somethingawful made a joke about a Mario game that comes with a 10-gallon jug and you control Mario by chugging water and I still think about it and laugh

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

One might think he was born a Stephen. One would be incorrect

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Magnificent

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This damn wine stepped on my back! And then took the rest of the week off!!

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

the reason for the season (rip alice)

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I saw a guy in a Dario Saric jersey in the wild once, like 7 years ago, but he was boring and short when my friend asked him about it. We were baffled that someone would wear his jersey but not be more into it. Anyway this is one of the best pieces of sportswriting I've read in awhile

submitted 187 days ago • 1 comment

Just hanging out reading about Matt Hasselbeck

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

If anyone can prove they or someone they know made this video, I will buy them a case of beer or the drink of their choice, I am completely serious: m.youtube.com/watch?v=xJxL...

submitted 259 days ago • 0 comments

You don't really hear people call it "The Big Dance" anymore. I figure as a culture we had to sacrifice it to get rid of Dick Vitale

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Sometimes you look a couple random things up over the course of an hour and are like "Huh, Playboi Carti has the same birthday as both notable guys named Travis Knight"

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Imagine if you made chili and Andy Reid had some and said it was good. It would add a year to my life

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Was reading the jerboa Wikipedia page and instinctively scrolled down to see if there was a "personal life" section

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No results found for "Andre 3000 Haino"

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