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hahahorizon.bsky.social
memes & bangers laughs not guaranteed 📌 Some memes aren’t mine—credit to their amazing creators
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b*tch no one cares

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my cat would rather die than not beat me down the stairs

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total guessing game

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There are 3 rules for living a fulfilling life. I don’t know any of them.

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𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘐𝘴 𝘔𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤 is my favorite song about the Salem Witch Trials.

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Save time by filing everything under Miscellaneous.

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I'm on my third midlife crisis, they certainly don't seem to get any easier.

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If you can’t handle me at my worst (crying in the fetal position), you don’t deserve me at my best (eating pizza in the fetal position).

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Bluesky is so much better than Twitter. That's the post.

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If it weren't for horrible drivers, my children wouldn't have such an extensive vocabulary.

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It’s all good, except for the parts that are not all good.

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Yeah, you’re hot. But not as hot as my compost pile

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I’ve never been popular, so being hunted for sport would be pretty confusing for me.

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I never fully grasp how many weirdos exist in the world until I open social media and it’s like a parade.

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Here’s a tip for drinking green tea in the morning… add 2 tsps of organically grown agave then throw it out & drink a cup of coffee

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if u can't handle me at my squidward, you don't deserve me at my spongebob

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(before the invention of sliced bread) damn these sandwiches thick as hell

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*shakes my moneymaker* *gets flooded with crypto spam*

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Every time a university professor reposts one of my shitposts I add a college credit to my résumé full of lies

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I just torched a building downtown and I'm afraid I'll do it again.

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what does it taste like

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we are gunna make it

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total guessing game

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i'm already sorry

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how fun

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I still see people cutting and pasting from the Bad Place to dunk on it here, and I hope you all get that out of your system real soon now

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YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.

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hey, hi super quick: you don’t have to put ‘NO DMs’ in your bio you can just turn off DMs in your settings ok thanks bye

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What a time to barely be alive

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It's the final countdown to 2025. Welcome to December. Don't forget to blow cinnamon onto your door for prosperity. Dollar Tree cinnamon works just fine

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