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Not on Tinder so not sure what to do with all these photos of me holding fish
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The "cat speak" people have company now, in the form of anime fan artists and people posting poetry. 1) I like your energy and I think that kind of hopeful vibe is part of what I value on this site, and 2) it's an immediate block

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Scott A. from Green Bay has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

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The jerk store called . . . Somehow they have your number. And for some reason I have your phone. I realize as I'm saying this that this comeback has several shortcomings.

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I'm watching Animal Control and Joel McHale is RIPPED. But if you close your eyes his voice, his diction . . . It's Alton Brown all day. Joel McHale is Alton Brown without the food

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Volkswagen's current national campaign is "Frank--our numbers guy--is on vacation so we're making deals he wouldn't let us make." This is some cutting-edge marketing. I've never seen anything like this from, say, a local mattress store

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I don't need to set a reminder to put the trash out tonight because I made shrimp po' boys last night and there are shrimp shells in there

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Watching Black Doves. What I thought was a suspense-building background sound turned out to be the pump on my cats' drinking fountain running out of water

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Suddenly my discover tab is full of posts by coders talking about their builds or how they fixed some display issue with some Steam game and I don't know what I did to cause this but I deeply regret it

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I didn't really understand the Harry and Meghan furor and I feet like my references aren't dated enough so I'm watching Suits from the beginning

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I couldn't find my keys so I did like on CSI and searched in the dark with a flashlight. Apparently this only works on TV

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I've slept about 3 hours out of the last 40 and I'm seeing ghosts

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Imagine a different timeline where the devil went down in Georgia and jumped up on a hickory stump and said "Boy lemme tell you what" but he sounded just like Hank Hill

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Defended the use of pickle juice in marinade to my mom and now she's not answering my texts

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Just watched an old video of Freddy Fender playing an Ibanez like what

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Not a pro tip I guess more of a PSA: close your eyes before you shake a bottle of hot sauce even if you checked that the lid was screwed on tight which I also did not do

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I was on Twitter for I think 14 years and not once did the phrase "to wit" show up in my feed I mean it seems like a natural fit

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I was falling asleep at my computer so I traded that for wide awake in bed. As an aside, after much experimentation I am now certain it is impossible for me to get comfortable rn

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It's 4 am and I've got saltines, butter, honey, peanut butter, garlic chili crisp and some balsamic glaze. Gonna be trying some things .

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One way to test the spice level of your homemade pork stock is to thaw it on the counter and then dump it onto a saucepan. If it's viscous enough and the pan is just the right shape it will sploosh back and hit you in the eye

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Oooooh, THAT'S a BIG one

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My favourite school memory? One time we were talking about different olive oils and the teacher asked what does extra virgin mean and everyone turned to look at me.

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Post: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse 🤣 Reply 1: An entire horse? Seems unlikely Reply 2: Some people are hungrier than that Reply 3: Kinda messed up to post this on national horse day

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How did the cat get in the bag in the first place? And why was it supposed to stay in there?

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at the Doug park with Doug from accounting. he's running circles. 2 younger dougs are wrestling at a respectful distance from an old arthritic Doug

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