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Small Business Owner. Licensed Massage Therapist. Licensed Aesthetician. On my way to getting my RN.
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submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Guess I won’t be sending this one to Mimi lol

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Watching #ExtractedonFox and baby that lil 18 year old boy woulda hated me if he was my kid. I’d have left his ass out there even AFTER the show was over.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

They really didn’t give this show the time to be great and I hate that. There’s so many shit shows that could be canceled this one was goodt!

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

I went and talked too much shit about Trump on fb they suspended my fb and ig accts.

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

Bach talking about the deletion of the vine app brings me some solace over this TikTok experience.

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

Currently trying out YouTube shorts and yeah, this ain’t it eitherrrr. I mean it’ll have to do… but the next stop is just porn and masturbation

submitted 162 days ago • 1 comment

We really thought we had til midnight.

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

As soon as I saw "President Trump" in the message I began gagging. Trump and his camp the one that proposed the ban & going to reinstate it to seem like the savior. Y'all dumb asses is going to eat it right on up. This is so funny. I'm in tears actually lol.

submitted 162 days ago • 4 comments

WITHOUT TIKTOK, WHERE ELSE CAN WE GO 😭😭

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

Monday

submitted 162 days ago • 71 comments

and just like that, TikTok is down. 5 years of comfort, laughs, news, ideas, and togetherness… even if they bring it back, I doubt it’ll be the same

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

The amount of times I have to tell my SAME clients that I am not open on Mondays is beyond me. What are you not understanding?

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

You’ll just be chillin. Next thing you know some subscription service you forgot all about is drafted from your acct.

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

Y’all downloading red note or what? I haven’t m, I’m considering taking the TikTok ban as a start to using less socials. Because it’s def Fuck FB and IG and most def X

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

At this point idc if Mike wins but can he please just last the 8rounds

submitted 226 days ago • 0 comments

Maaaaaan idk about his fight. Jake may be a goofy mf but he got speed and hands.

submitted 226 days ago • 0 comments

I giggled when Shaq pulled that man up because he looked tiny. 😂 look at shaqs hand on that man’s shoulder. Gronk ain’t no lil thing

submitted 226 days ago • 0 comments

No he did not say that Katie has an…. ”extremely huge head”.

submitted 226 days ago • 0 comments

Whoever is running Netflix needs to put some aluminum foil on the antennae cause this is ghetto #TysonvPaul

submitted 226 days ago • 125 comments

You gonna look Serrano in her limp and laid to the side eye and tell her she lost that fight?!?! Uhuh. No.

submitted 226 days ago • 0 comments

Ain’t no mf waaaay. Serrano def won that fight. Ain’t no way.

submitted 226 days ago • 0 comments

Netflix engineers rn

submitted 226 days ago • 346 comments

😂😂😂

submitted 226 days ago • 0 comments

Can they superglue that skin back right quick. It’s disturbing my spirit

submitted 226 days ago • 0 comments

Sis eyelid just hangin

submitted 226 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 226 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine you at thanksgiving and someone says “damn mama these greens good, can’t even tell you washed em in the bathtub…” what you doing next?

submitted 226 days ago • 0 comments

Having plasma in your body and you owe me money don't sit right with me. Your gonna give me my money back one way or another 🤗😂

submitted 227 days ago • 12 comments

Yea, this is gonna be way better than that other site that shall not be named. I LOVE IT HERE!!!

submitted 227 days ago • 172 comments

Freedom is when you used to stalk that man’s ig/snap/fb for any signs that he’s talking to someone else to when you see him near some girl and couldn’t give less of a fuck. I really thought I was in big love at one point 😂🤦🏽‍♀️

submitted 226 days ago • 0 comments

Boxing/MMA is wild. Imagine having to get mad enough to fight someone you don’t know/have zero beef with for multiple rounds. First time my brain jiggles too hard I’m out fam.

submitted 226 days ago • 0 comments

Netflix musta gave the commentators pringles cans as mics because why is my tv volume this high and I still can’t hear these mfs

submitted 226 days ago • 0 comments

If they don’t stop asking Evander questions. That man is a space cadet right now. He has no clue what’s goin on 😂

submitted 226 days ago • 0 comments

As a waxer, seeing Tyson in his lil panties made me wanna throw some wax on them lil beady-bees. Lemme get you smooth boo.

submitted 226 days ago • 0 comments

Lmao. You will not be eating 40 lbs of shrimp for the low 😂🥴

submitted 227 days ago • 0 comments

Me when someone from the 🐦 adds me here #blacksky

submitted 229 days ago • 57 comments

niggalistically speaking, WE could really take over here 🙂‍↕️ #blacksky #addtoblacksky

submitted 228 days ago • 313 comments