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halesbells.bsky.social
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I put on weight and I’m hating myself big time right now.

It’ll help me finally quit Twitter when the icon on my phone becomes the international symbol for “don’t do this”

I just got told I’m vile on the bird all over not letting a child keep a gift for her that was stolen by her before it was gifted…

new twitter logo just dropped

Elon:

why is it always "i created a new social media site to mine your data" or "here's a new AI bot we're training based on your work to put you out of a job" and never "we invented an affordable replicator from Star Trek so Preeti doesn't have to cook anymore"

in articles about him i’ve seen media enterprises go from using photos of elon where he looks like a hero genius to using photos of elon where he looks like an evil genius and i would encourage them to instead pull from the vast archive of pictures where he looks like a weird idiot

This is the Garden of Eden phase of a website. A time of pure posting and riffing. But it's only a matter of time until someone ruins it by tasting the forbidden fruit of Discourse

Bluesky is powered by spite, the most potent energy source known to man

It’s honestly so funny that this app is barely any more functional than Twitter but no one minds because we’re all just here to spite the space hairplugs billionaire

I miss 2013 twitter when I was a teenager posting whatever I want like lyrics and shit.

None of my friends have an account yet except for one. One single person. My other friends are waiting for invite codes from me. I am their future.

Today I saw a muscle guy video on tiktok and he literally said, “who wouldn’t want to have skin that looks like a hard cock” and I was like, “I think lots of people.” Then 3 videos later he was in the hospital with a heart attack induced by his steroids and it was really quite a roller coaster.

You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are

bluesky not having a media tab on profiles is the horny guys personal 9/11

I hope my twitter friends know I love them

I feel like I’m using one of those fake social media platforms they use in teen dramas.