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haleymay.bsky.social
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Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no!

Oh I am not into this new brand of short videos where they just read out existing text posts that they didn't write

Approaching childbirth for the first time is scary, but my fear feels kind of undermined by the fact that trillions of other people have done it before me

RIP Brian Wilson, Don't Worry Baby was your best song

It must be weird to be from a really old nation. There's so much history there that you're kind of obligated to know, even if your current country looks nothing like the past. Meanwhile, in America, I'm only expected to know about the last 2.5 centuries and even then, I can phone a lot of this in

I woke up to a bug in my bed and now I'll never sleep or know peace ever again

I have to watch LOTR reaction videos now just to feel something

It is my birthday today, which means it's also all of my pet's birthdays! Happy birthday to Clio, 17, Pixie, 12, Gooseberry, 8, and Sunflower, 3!

Everyone is always talking about how paranoid and toxic Nextdoor is but mine is just posts like "Does anyone know a good electrician?"

I just don't think this is true. There's this tendency people have to valorize themselves even when they're just regular, it's the cornerstone of all motivation posters and self-help books, all your disappointments are going to come together in the end and prove that you're actually special

I love food and all, but if there was a pill that gave you all of your nutrients and made you feel full, I'd probably take it like 70% of the time

I went down a weird dumb long internet rabbit hole only to find out that James Gunn used to be married to Jenna Fischer

I find out the sex of my baby tomorrow and while I don't care which one I get, I do hope that, if it's a boy, something horrible doesn't unlock inside me that turns me into a "boy mom"

Apps like door dash and tracking numbers for shipments have ruined my ability to be patient, like I'm sitting here pissed right now because my dog groomer doesn't have a progress bar I can keep on an eye on to see how far along my dog is into the appointment

I am so tired of seeing posts from saying shit like "we cannot become complacent" and "we have to keep on fighting" and then have no advice on how to fight. You want to be a leader so bad? Lead

I'm really tired of people saying "you don't have to like her" before defending people like Blake Lively or Amber Heard, like, who said you did? Why has this ever been about likability, why do you need to throw in a disclaimer when fighting misogyny?

This is a dumb thing to be concerned about but I often worry that Hannibal Lecter would eat me

Hey @judithshul.bsky.social, big words for someone who disabled both replies and quote reposts