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A textbook case of stolen valor.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts

submitted 11 days ago • 138 comments

Genuinely has anyone *ever* been owned so badly as a man who converts to a new religion as an adult and sorta makes it his whole thing only to see the literal head of that religion rebuke his entire deal and then they choose the NEXT head of the religion specifically because he doesn't like you

submitted 39 days ago • 257 comments

Removing a black 4-star general at Secretary of Defense and replacing him with a white talk-show is the perfect example why DEI is essential. It's not about hiring unqualified minorities, it’s about foiling the majority's habit of hooking up under qualified mediocrities of their own caste.

submitted 53 days ago • 7 comments

In THIS administration we value WARFIGHTERS who WARFIGHT the enemy and if you’re not WARFIGHTING the enemy to DEATH we don’t want you in the DEPARTMENT OF WARFIGHTING, take your “logistics” and “intelligence” BULLSHIT somewhere else this place is for WARFIGHTING WARFIGHTERS WHO WARFIGHT. GRRR!

submitted 55 days ago • 768 comments

📌NOTE: Say what you want about this wretched, America-attacking, burnt-orange asshole (please), but it's your friends and family who still support him who are to blame ...

submitted 69 days ago • 269 comments

Everybody romanticizing about the heyday of American manufacturing needs to carefully listen to one (1) Bruce Springsteen song.

submitted 69 days ago • 612 comments

Holy shit--the tariffs are working. High-paying manufacturing firms are sprouting all over town. There's a little sapling industrial fabricator blooming in my backyard, offering $95k starting with a high school diploma. It looks so precious, glittering amongst the dew. The madman actually did it.

submitted 74 days ago • 234 comments

"Stick to comedy" they say, as an unelected emerald mine trust fund baby guts the entire infrastructure of the United States and whatnot.

submitted 81 days ago • 144 comments

Just accidentally texted Steve Harvey the plans for my invasion of France. I'd appreciate privacy during this difficult time and whatnot.

submitted 84 days ago • 299 comments

I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.

submitted 83 days ago • 3112 comments

A reminder that this entire Trans Panic thing is just another shitty step in a long history of fake panics completely invented by political hacks. Trans people are very likely not affecting your lives at all and they certainly are not the cause of any problems on a national level. It's BULLSHIT.

submitted 98 days ago • 109 comments

Now that the influential bigot who did a Hitler salute publicly claimed that organic protests against his malfeasance are secretly controlled by a list of foreign Jews, some of whom aren’t even alive today, are we allowed to call him a Nazi, or is there something even Nazier we have to wait for?

submitted 99 days ago • 129 comments

For a half century, our leaders committed this country to a war on drugs. Drugs won, though the war against them filled prisons, clogged courthouses, destroyed families and militarized police. Now wailing against fentanyl, a new charlatan will collapse the global economy. We are morons forever.

submitted 99 days ago • 71 comments

it's physical media Sunday, which includes @theonion.com

submitted 99 days ago • 14 comments

Happy Self Care Sunday. Have some waffles. Pet a dog. Masturbate. Watch John Wick and practice karate naked in the living room. Cut your own hair. Drink 3 RedBulls and throw a knife at God. You're worth it.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Heaven's Gate really the GOAT cult. No weird sex stuff, no child abuse, just a bunch of nerds who were really into UFOs. Pretty harmless, up until, you know, the end

submitted 102 days ago • 113 comments