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basically the way posting works is every one is a little ape in a cage. when you reply to someone's post it's like you're rattling the bars of their cage and they start hooting back

submitted 37 days ago • 73 comments

my friend saw an incredible garbage truck today

submitted 47 days ago • 111 comments

When ur trying to act normal at a family dinner after ✨going for a walk✨

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My wife (roller coaster autistic): so the break sections have to be +1 to the amount of trains you can have for security reasons Me (cat autistic): so like litter boxes for cats??? My wife: yes exactly you don’t want poop on the floor

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

[discourse voice] bodybuilders are cisgender transsexuals

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being the richest person in the world and the president of the united states can’t even stop this guy from continuing to crash out

submitted 58 days ago • 4957 comments

They are literally black bagging Palestinian protesters and paying to send immigrants to Salvadorian gulags we cannot be fucking doing our usual discourses right now Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

Every person on Bluesky should know: * Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever * Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies * Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured * Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic www.404media.co/the-200-site...

submitted 59 days ago • 1133 comments

ive got 0 opps, just thousands of future fans who dont get it yet

submitted 60 days ago • 4 comments

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

submitted 61 days ago • 201 comments

my expert opinion on what's happening with twitter

submitted 64 days ago • 9 comments

i love asking my wife abt her interests nd then looking at her like this as she talks to me abt them

submitted 64 days ago • 4 comments

I honestly don’t hate the picture of all the Chicago cops protecting Tesla because showing a bunch of armed agents of the state openly enforcing Elons will is revealing the truth of our situation much more clearly than anything protestors could show

submitted 66 days ago • 138 comments

he knows the laws will be applied selectively and not against his family. i do think that's an important difference. there's no point calling these people out for hypocrisy, their whole thing is using the state as a weapon against their foes.

submitted 65 days ago • 32 comments

"I dunno... I'd have to run it by the ol' ball and chain 🙄" I gesture to the masked man holding a gun who very firmly shakes his head no

submitted 69 days ago • 4 comments

Can’t wait to get a new job so they can abuse me in a novel way!

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

well i spent the remainder of the company's money this year on a high fidelity cover of "Rock the Casbah" where the the line "Shariff don't like it" is replaced with "Tariff (pronounced Tareef) don't like it". this is it folks. this is how we save democracy.

submitted 70 days ago • 132 comments

JERRY: She's trans? GEORGE: She's trans, Jerry! JERRY: What, like she's see-through? GEORGE: Sex, Jerry! I'm talking about her sex! ELAINE: Geez, George, I never thought you'd complain about sex on the first date. KRAMER, bursting in with an Amazon skirt: You guys ever hear about this Reddit thing?

submitted 70 days ago • 13 comments

Nothing can hurt me I have psychic armor (sailor moon OST and a smoothie)

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Someone get this guy some ketamine and a jacuzzi for some good relaxation time 💯💯💯 (I’m shamelessly stealing jokes from my wife bc she nuked her bsky and can’t find out)

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

My animal farm is going well.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

My colleagues in the Don’t Throw Water on the House Fire caucus and I have decided that, despite an erosion in support from voters with houses that are currently burning down, the only path forward is to continue advocating for reduced water for house fires

submitted 72 days ago • 12 comments

You: Oh my god the house is on fire! Me (wise, has read books): And you're surprised? Houses have been on fire before [as the flames consume us both] Furthermore,

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Name something a small business owner did to u/ur coworkers I’ll go first: brought their dog into a cafe which attacked and bit my gf, gave us moldy grapefruits instead of a raise, let conservative Christians harass the queer baristas (the owners were themselves gay), groped an employee’s ass

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

The era of computer is over!

submitted 75 days ago • 68 comments

Lmao this bitch "Luckily, there's a massive population drop coming. So maybe everything is just fate and it's gonna work out OK. But I feel like we might get, like, very, very, very good AI across every pillar of art before there aren't any more people to make art." time.com/7212502/grim...

submitted 78 days ago • 86 comments

Just saw someone refer to Grimes as Manic Pixie Eva Braun, and that's going into my personal lexicon immediately.

submitted 78 days ago • 8 comments

Wretched of the Earth by Frantz Fanon. That’s all.

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